I'm going to a wedding this weekend. I need something elegant but not too dressy, warm without being too stuffy, and something that will attract men without making me look desperate.
Here, ma'am, try one of these cat stoles. The dressing room's right over there.
AAAAACCCCKKKKKK!!!!!
It made my thighs look fat. Which way to the Marine recruitment center?
The little look-right-at-the-wedding outfit: no better recruitment tool has ever been invented.
