CC 97: With Patriots Like This, Who Needs Marshall Faulk?

Author: kaufman

Date: February 1, 2002

by kaufman
2-01-02
A message from the President:
My fellow Americans, I'll be coming on the air Sunday during Super Bowl Ixixixvie to give you this message.
If you buy drugs, you're giving your money to the terrorists.
You're making it so evil people like Osama bin Laden and Iran's Saddam Hussein can fly planes into your nuclear reactor.
So don't do it, ok? And now a few words from Phillip the Fine Print Fish.
Weknowyou'lldodrugsanywayandthewaytocutofftheirmoneyislegalization OurpalsatPhillipMorriswhogaveus$$$objectthough IranisnotIraq Osamacan'tfly EnronwasClinton'sfault ElectionbySupremeCourtonly fnord