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A message from the President:
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| My fellow Americans, I'll be coming on the air Sunday during Super Bowl Ixixixvie to give you this message. | |
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| If you buy drugs, you're giving your money to the terrorists. | |
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| You're making it so evil people like Osama bin Laden and Iran's Saddam Hussein can fly planes into your nuclear reactor. | |
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| So don't do it, ok? And now a few words from Phillip the Fine Print Fish. | |
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