You know, people used to think I was the geekiest of the geeks, living in my parents' rodent-infested basement, never kissed a girl, zero social skills, and all that.
But that all changed when I started to type in sans-serif Helvetica. Suddenly, I was the coolest of the cool, king of the net.community.
Now I'm not saying Helvetica will work for you, monitors vary after all, but try it -- you' may find out you're no longer a looser. Aw, come on, Ernie, shoo!