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Dance for me, little monkey; pun for me, my precious.

Movies Rewritten for Breast Cancer Awareness Month

by kaufman
10-04-02

Memento


	I'm in a hotel room. A tattoo says I've lost my short-term mammaries, and another says I must find the man who checked my wife for lumps, and kill him.

Star Wars


	Obi Wan, are you telling me the Death Star is just a giant space breast?


	Yes, Luke, and it has one small spot of weakness. You must drop a radiation tratment precisely there in order to save the universe.

Blazing Saddles


	Oooh, Mongo like titty squeeze.

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And We'll Have Pun, Pun, Pun (vol. 2)