Important notice about the future of Stripcreator (Updated: May 2nd, 2023)

  kaufman  
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by kaufman
10-05-02
As a public service, we've requested that some of stripcreator's best and brightest share their ideas on breast cancer prevention.
Constrictive clothing encourages the development of cancer cells. No pants for me, and I NEVER wear bras.
120 decibels of gut-crunching metal will blow any budding malignancy away. Crank it up!
The therapeutic power of cats is well known. I rub one against my chest at every possible opportunity.
Don't ... move ... a ... muscle. Keeps the cells from banging up against one another and going bad.
I had my breasts drilled and capped. Hygenically sealed, nothing bad can get in.
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