Hi boys and girls, we're Tommy and Tammy Tumor, and we're here to tell you the story of breast cancer.
We may have been born when your mommy was talking on the cell phone too much, or when she sat out in the sun too long, or when she failed to laugh at boorite's comics.
Or it could have just been our pal Uncle Dna.
We had sheltered childhoods. No one came around to play with us. Everyone ignored us, and so we were left alone to eat all day and get bigger.
Till one day they found us. And there was such screaming going on, you'd think the Cubs had won the Series.
Oops, time's up. Next week, we'll tell you why mommy's hair's different.
