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"A superposition of street songs popular in Baroque times; a boisterous exhibition of Deutsche Freundlichkeit."

Odd Self-Help Books 10

by quodlibet
1-18-05

Bald to Beautiful: Regaining That Youthful Lush Growth


	"Are you reading this letter by the light reflected from your polished skull?"

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	"Tired of rubbing raw ginger into your scalp to rally that retreating hairline?"


	"Too cheap to buy $80 prescription drugs every month, or even a cheap toupee?"

Learn simple and invaluable how-to tips


	Glue groin and armpit hair into a lifelike toupee! Dreadlocks from chest hair! Eyebrows double as sideburns! And MORE!!