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| Sit the fuck down, small children. I'm going to tell a tale of the high seas. There were a gang of blood-thirsty pirates who were looking for a burried box of pogs. | |
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| These pogs were very rare because they had pictures of Danny DeVito's ass hole on them. The pirates searched for the pogs for at least 11 minutes until they got bored and started to have a gay orgy. | |
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| What they didn't know was that they were in carnivorous sea-leprechaun territiory. The sea-leprechauns ate half of the men. The captain of the ship, Deepthrout the pirate, got really mad. | |
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| He said "Stop eating everybody!" But the sea-leprechauns didn't listen because they were too busy eating everybody. The captain then stuffed knifes in the cannon and shot it at the sea-leprechauns. | |
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| The second before the knifes touched them, they got scurvy and died. He rojoiced, but he then noticed that only he and Yo Yo Ma had survived the attack. The captain was sad, but then he got over it. | |
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| (Yo Yo Ma sued me because of this story, but we settled out of court......I mean I brokes his legs) | |
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