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Know your characters: The Decoy! Yes, the unsung hero of our torrid little tale. The decoy was born Wordsworth Fitzgerald Potterdam III in the small town of Poughkipsie.
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| Earth girlz R EZ. [whirl] Take me to your leader and only he [blip] will get hurt. I want a dozen donuts and black coffee... any attempts at decaf will [clang] merit inceneration. | |
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He has been used by Xenu to get out of numerous tight spots such as when he was attacked by Travolta, prought up on war crimes by the Hague, and chaced by a psychotic kangaroo with a gun.
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| Perhaps it is you who got the [twang] problem, mac! Why, yes... please give me this sandwhich of knuckles. [buzz] It sounds divine! | |
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Sadly, the decoy has gone missing following a quasi-apocalyptic nuclear blast that only managed to destroy Stan, the Kangaroo. He is believed to be living in sin with Bigfoot and Elvis in Manitoba.
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| Why don't we catch a picture in motion [bleep] and then trade base 10 numerals over a hot bitter beverage at the Buck of the Stars? [Chugga, chugga, chugga] | |
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