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After years of writing captions on found photos I figure I can throw together some cartoons from clipart. They should be funny as hell. But I'm probably wrong.

Three sets: those with Target Greeter Girl, those without, and my Primer for NaÃ¯ve Maidens.

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Target Greeter Girl #5 : Self-Control

by themushroom
7-20-07

TGG has never had a real boyfriend. She's had a couple guys take an interest in her, but it was only for a short time and only for her body.


	see it's all right now - I've learned my lesson well...

"I don't need a guy right now," she said to herself one night, "I have the Internet, I have my imagination, and I have my old friend television."


	...you see, you can't please everyone...

Too true. She named the TV remote "Bob" and kept it in her nightstand drawer. She shorted it out years ago, so the only thing it turned on was her.


	...so you've got to please yourself.

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