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After years of writing captions on found photos I figure I can throw together some cartoons from clipart. They should be funny as hell. But I'm probably wrong.

Three sets: those with Target Greeter Girl, those without, and my Primer for NaÃ¯ve Maidens.

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Target Greeter Girl #6 : Alone Again, Naturally

by themushroom
7-21-07

TGG had this special way of keeping the riffraff at bay: if someone she didn't want to talk to attempted conversation, she'd strike up a conversation with anyone else nearby.


	...so I was wondering if you would like to go see a movie...


	HEY JEFF! I haven't talked to you since training class! You're in elec- tronics now, right?

To say the least, it was effective at driving unwanted people away within a minute.


	I see how it is.


	DANA! I hear you told the boss to stick a sock in it and lived! Luck-ee! HEY JIM! Haircut?

She never quite grasped the old saying, "we reap what we sow" as she plowed those few seeds she was given under.


	It'd be nice if people wanted to get to know me. lonely sigh

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