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| Okay, so let's get this straight... You went to Bayside High all four years of high school, where you planned hairbrained high-jinks with Screech and Slater, right? | |
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| That's right baby. I was dating the hottest girl in school, Kelly Kapowski. I used to take her to the beach all the time, right there on the California coast. | |
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| Okay, pop quiz hotshot. Why was it your Freshman year, your school, principal, friends, and fellow students were located in Indiana, but your Sophomore year everything was the same, but in California? | |
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| That's easy, they took a big crane and just uprooted the entire school during 5th hour on our second-to-last day. Then they loaded it on a jumbo jet and paradropped it off in California. | |
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| Oh, okay... Say, did you ever fuck that Kapowski girl? She always looked really hot. | |
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| Yeah I stuck it in her ass in Belding's office one time. | |
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