OH CRUEL WORLD. I CAN'T HANG MYSELF BECAUSE I HAVE NO NECK, AND I CAN'T SHOOT MYSELF BECAUSE I HAVE NO TRIGGER FINGER.
OH THANK THE LORD, IT'S THE HOMICIDAL KANGAROO! CAN YA' SPARE A BULLET MATE?
Sorry, I've only got one bullet and I'm saving it for my husband, The Polygamous Sonuvabitch.
You know, penguins aren't bipolar.
LOOK WHO'S TALKING DAVE! NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC IS GOING TO HAVE A FIELD DAY WHEN THEY SEE THAT! EDITOR'S NOTE- TO WONG FOO, THANKS FOR THE HERRING! WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR FISH STICK, CHILLY WILLY?
