Pirate jokes. I'll end when I feel like it.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Let me be the first one to ruin this CC. Enjoy! =D

[Click to view comic: 'CC258: A Pirate's Life For Me']

[Click to view comic: 'CC 258: Rime of the Salacious Mariner']

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

[Click to view comic: 'CC258: 'Ere comes the MPAA, mateys.']

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I has a flavor!

[Click to view comic: 'Now back to cutting the coke with baby powder.']

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

[Click to view comic: 'Special Pirate Edition: Believe Me or Bite Me']
[Click to view comic: 'CC 258: Arrrrrrrr Pee Gee']
[Click to view comic: 'CC 258: Pirates Unclear on the Concept']

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

[Click to view comic: 'Cap'n Gazang']
[Click to view comic: 'CAPN BASTARD']

Never done this before, but thought I'd give it a shot.

[Click to view comic: 'CC258: Fear The Reaper']

And just in case lowbrow gets extra points:

[Click to view comic: 'CC258: The Dread Pirate Rob Hurts']

[Click to view comic: 'CC 258: Spelling Bee']

[Click to view comic: 'CC 258: Pirates Are Dangerous']

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

[Click to view comic: 'Pirates']

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

[Click to view comic: 'CC 258: Pirate Joke']
[Click to view comic: 'CC 258: Pirate Joke 2']
[Click to view comic: 'CC 258: Pirate Joke 3']

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

[Click to view comic: 'Tired Old Joke']
[Click to view comic: 'Foreign Relations']
[Click to view comic: 'I Beat You All To It: Pirate Physics']

Slapshot, BIOTCH!!!

Im not that good

[Click to view comic: 'CC235: Arrrr me matey']

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PRAISE ME! I! AM THE RULER... OF THE UNI- aw damn a dog crapped on my shoe.

.... Why I wrote CC235 is a mystery.....

oops.

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PRAISE ME! I! AM THE RULER... OF THE UNI- aw damn a dog crapped on my shoe.

[Click to view comic: 'CC 258: Steering Wheel']

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Poop.

[Click to view comic: 'CC258: I Reek-o. Swab me.']

...if stripcreator hadn't stripunicoded this, it would have been funnier:

[Click to view comic: 'CC258: Kaufman's Singapore Vacation']

...and in the "forgive me, for I know not what I do" dept:

[Click to view comic: 'CC258: Row Man Numerals']
[Click to view comic: 'CC258: Making The Winners' Circle']

[Click to view comic: 'CC 258: In reality, pirates aren't all bad']

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

[Click to view comic: 'Do YOU see how the main sail sets?']

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Last ones, I, um, promise.

[Click to view comic: 'CC258: Captain Bloodpeg and...Mike']
[Click to view comic: 'CC258: One Pirate Worked For The MPAA']
[Click to view comic: 'CC258: Rollin, Rollin' on the River']
[Click to view comic: 'CC258: I Don't Deserve Credit For This']

[Click to view comic: 'Hook, Line, and Sink Her']

[Click to view comic: 'CC 258: "Far Q"']

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

[Click to view comic: 'Observances']

[Click to view comic: 'CC258: Pirate's Not-So-Bright Holiday Season']
[Click to view comic: 'CC258: Pirates Are Not In A Minute Made']