Ladies and gents, sorry for the delay, but now without further ado...

THE RULES

1. No old stuff. This should be common sense
2. Serieses are preferred, but not required
3. All comics must reference in some way, shape or form CLASSICAL Literature. Or Modern, but only if the reference isn't too esoteric.
4. CC313 will end and be judged by March 1st.
5. Any bribes will get you instantly disqualified
6. Rule 5 does not apply
7. Additional references to "Gremlins 2" or Phoebe Cates will earn you the respect and admiration of your peers

here's a good example (and one that is not qualified to win..)

[Click to view comic: 'CC 313 : Good Example']

here's an example of what NOT to do :

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Our liability coverage is zero. Our balls however are enormous.

[Click to view comic: 'CC313: Beowulf and the Astonishing Vagina.']
I was a Communication major, for some retarded reason, but don't hold that against me.

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I has a flavor!

[Click to view comic: 'RCL no. 899']

[Click to view comic: 'CC313 - In which the three witches compare schedules']

[Click to view comic: 'CC ele: first date...']

i hid my reference to classic literature. first one to find it gets a mouthjob from squidrabies

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what if nigger meant kite

[Click to view comic: 'CC 313: Great Expectorations']
[Click to view comic: 'CC 313: Blubbering Heights']

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

[Click to view comic: 'CC313 - Machete Machete (chop chop chop)']

[Click to view comic: 'CC313']

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all the wrong things for all the right reasons

[Click to view comic: 'CC 313: 1985']

Doesn't qualify but I've always liked this one:

[Click to view comic: 'Cowboy Jim Gets Intellectual']

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"Old" is the old new.

Too old to qualify, but still worth posting:

[Click to view comic: 'CC 178: More Scarlet Letters']

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

[Click to view comic: 'RCL no. 902']

[Click to view comic: 'How Much Does a Hemingway?']

[Click to view comic: 'CC313: Ultra-something']

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"Chance!? You had your chance, and you gobbled its balls!"

[Click to view comic: 'YOU SHALL NOT PAAAAASSSSS!']

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The following statement its true. The previous statement is false

If Choad's going to do Hemingway, there's only one thing to do:

[Click to view comic: 'CC 313: At Your Steinbeck and Call']

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

[Click to view comic: 'CC330: What was the Question?']

[Click to view comic: 'RCL no. 905']

[Click to view comic: 'Here's a Quatrain, Call Someone Who Cares']

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

P.S. Yes, there was a Phoebe Cates reference (or four) in that comic.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

[Click to view comic: 'RCL no. 906']

[Click to view comic: 'Kirk Puts the Ham in Hamlet']

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

[Click to view comic: 'Unrequited love']

I made this before I knew this contest existed, but since it fits in perfectly, what the hell.
[Click to view comic: 'Lucky's Life, As Presented in Lewis Carroll Poems']

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

[Click to view comic: 'CC 313: By Bird or By Scotsman']

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.