[Click to view comic: 'I learned everything I know about college from internet porn'][br]
Hello everyone! I will begin by introducing myself, seeing as how I am a NEWBIE in the world of stripcreator. My name is Mike (may or may not be obvious), I am 19, and I am a college sophomore majoring in chemistry at the University of Rochester in Western New York. My life is consumed by school; my only respite being the wonderful freedom that Stripcreator provides (hah!). Actually I do musical theater and juggle, but who cares about that? Anyway, the point of all this rambling is to introduce the topic of the new contest: College. But that in itself is too broad, so I've narrowed it a little (and hopefully allowed for more humor) by making the topic [br]
Common Misconceptions About College Life[br]
I'm basically leaving it at that... no weird and wacky rules hindering the humor. For those of you too old to remember college, or those too young to go, or those bums who never went, it is ok to rely on stereotypes you may have seen in the movies or other media (like the internet).
[br]Entries will be judged on creativity and how much I laugh at them. Judging will be Thursday night, and not before. Enjoy!

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"I shall now explain to each and every one of you why I am your genetic superior, using only your first name as evidence." -- Something Positive

[Click to view comic: 'college life']
I know it sucks, but it's late.
I'll have better ones later.

Here's one I like
[Click to view comic: 'the frat']

Everybody knows the correct phrase is "I salami swear"...

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Juh?

Needs more solomy.

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

hahahahahahahahahaha

Now I don't know if these are compliant enough, but I'll take a jab at it anyway:

[Click to view comic: 'What I said in my literature class today']
[Click to view comic: 'Why good physics students are bad at billiards']
[Click to view comic: 'A college hallway in Bizarro world']
[Click to view comic: 'In my digital communications class']

I decided to do Common Misconceptions About 1960s College Life.

[Click to view comic: 'CC 150: Protest']
[Click to view comic: 'CC 150: A Crime!']
[Click to view comic: 'CC 150: Woodshock']
[Click to view comic: 'CC 150: Tension']
[Click to view comic: 'CC 150: Do the Right Thing']

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~But now you realize / He's not selling any alibis~

[Click to view comic: 'CC 150: $|_1GHT M1$C0C3PT10|\|$']

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Tempt th33 n0t my 733+ sk177z!!!

First I want to say that both I and the K1ng need to win a contest one of these days.

[Click to view comic: 'CC 150: Edyukashun not importunt']

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

[Click to view comic: 'CC 150: Mental Giants']

[Click to view comic: 'CC 150: The Good Fight']

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

[Click to view comic: 'CC 150: Academic Success Through Blood']

[Click to view comic: 'Freshman Follies']
[Click to view comic: 'The Close Encounters Mashed Potatoes were also Fake']
[Click to view comic: 'What They Don't Want You to Know']

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Place this one between Elf Life 5 & 6 ...

[Click to view comic: 'Opportunity Throws a Brick']

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

[Click to view comic: 'CC 150: What the hell is an "Engineering" major?']

Bitter? Yes. Self-Indulgent? Yes. Funny? Well, no.

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I has a flavor!

This one I know is compliant:
[Click to view comic: 'CC 150: Students stage protests??? Since when?']

Not sure about these:
[Click to view comic: 'Another juicy tidbit from my communications class']
[Click to view comic: 'A time-delayed system is... evil?']

[Click to view comic: 'CC 150: Media Studies']

[Click to view comic: 'CC 150: Down For The Count']
(I've actually noticed that my ability to do simple arithmetic has diminished since high school/university has allowed to use a calculator. There's probably a lawsuit in that somewhere.)

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

[Click to view comic: 'CC 150']

[Click to view comic: 'You Are Correct, Sir!']

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

[Click to view comic: 'CC150: Two weeks into freshman year...']

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

[Click to view comic: 'CC 150: Community College Misconceptions']

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Mediocrity at its most average.

[Click to view comic: 'CC150: The Most Common Misconception About College.']

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If it wasn't for bad luck I wouldn't have no luck at all. D'OH!