The 29th of this month marks my 29th year on the planet Earth. People keep telling me that this is my 'Golden Birthday', whatever that means, and also keep reminding me that I'll be thirty in no time at all. People are subtly trying to convince me to do something wild and crazy for my 29th.

In this train of thought stands the contest. An important event is approaching your character and they are going to do something they have never done before to celebrate it and have disasterous results (don't worry about me, I'm going to wrestling, playing putt-putt golf, and eating at an all you can eat salad bar; mmmmm)

It's a straight forward kind of thing. Have fun, make me laugh, judging is on Wednesday in the afternoon. Toodles.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

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That last line creates such a lovely image in the mind :P

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"I shall now explain to each and every one of you why I am your genetic superior, using only your first name as evidence." -- Something Positive

That last line creates such a lovely image in the mind :P

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That gave me a chuckle too. I was just at the Fremont Summer Solstice fest here in Seattle. It is a time-honored tradition for liberal minded Seattle-ites to dance naked in the streets on this day. But the "time honored" part means that some of the participants are no longer the buoyant, delectable youth they were when first they danced. I saw a lot of old, very well painted butt today. And it warmed my heart.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

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I've found the best way to win a contest is to insult the judge.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

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HALPUU!

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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. -Weird Al Yankovic

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

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"No obscene images." I guess I'll just have to settle for saying cocksucker a lot.

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I should have read the new comics before making this one... ladyjdotnet has pretty much the same joke as me. I'll go make a new one...

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Poop.

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I know... old joke...

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Poop.

I have gone where no comic strip has gone before.

Or have I?

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f u

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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. -Weird Al Yankovic

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I dedicate this to all who shoved fireworks up their ass and blown it up!

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I mean this in a Non racist,sexual,or threat to kill your family way!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet