The 29th of this month marks my 29th year on the planet Earth. People keep telling me that this is my 'Golden Birthday', whatever that means, and also keep reminding me that I'll be thirty in no time at all. People are subtly trying to convince me to do something wild and crazy for my 29th.

In this train of thought stands the contest. An important event is approaching your character and they are going to do something they have never done before to celebrate it and have disasterous results (don't worry about me, I'm going to wrestling, playing putt-putt golf, and eating at an all you can eat salad bar; mmmmm)

It's a straight forward kind of thing. Have fun, make me laugh, judging is on Wednesday in the afternoon. Toodles.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

CC: first strip by boinky33 6-21-03

Oh boy, my first SC comic. It is going to be sooo funny. All my comics will be gold and everyone will think I'm awesome. Later...... I'm finally done! It's going to be a classic one day! the 2 asian gurls are fuking dykes!......... OMFG I"M A DYKE!!!!!!!!!!!11 LOLOLOLOL

CC: blind date by boinky33 6-21-03

This is awesome! My first blind date! Hello? I'm here! RAAAR! I HOPE YOU LIKE DANCING! !!!!!!

CC: boinky's birthday by boinky33 6-21-03

boinky, because it's such a special event, I think we should have sex! ALRIGHT! So, do you want to suck my dick, or should I suck yours first? .....................

CC: aliens by boinky33 6-21-03

Aliens have landed on earth! I knew there was intelligent life out there! I'm going to try to make contact with it! Greetings. I represent this planet. What questions from your home planet do you have about earth? How do you edit comics? Darn. I guess they're not so intelligent afterall! ROFL

CC: Jehova's witness by boinky33 6-21-03

I want to do this, but I'm kind of nervous. That's fine, I was when I went door to door at first. Just remember to keep talking, no matter what interuptions may occur. Knock! Knock! Yes? Hello, I'm here to talk about J- Eh? ..............

CC 194: Bachelor Party by niteowl 6-21-03

Hello...anyone there? Why yes baby...I'm over here on the bed. Come to me. Well, I want to see what you look like and I like having the lights on when I'm having sex... C'mon, leave 'em off baby...It's your bachelor party, and I'm the last piece of ass you're ever going to get, so let's get to it. I can't do this... It's because I'm pink, isn't it?

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

A Bad Slice by kaufman 6-21-03

One day at the Putt Putt ... Get out of the way, Eddie, I'm about to tee off, and ... JESUS CHRIST! WATCH OUT FOR THE WINDMILL!

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Icing on the Ho Cake by choadwarrior 6-21-03

Hello, young man. It's my husband's 90th birthday and I would like to get a new piercing to celebrate. Um, yeah...we do piercings here, but not ears, if you know what I mean. I know, honey, I want to give him a big surprise. Ugh...okay...follow me... What's taking you so long? I'm trying to find the right spot. Jesus, I've seen oragimi with fewer folds.

That last line creates such a lovely image in the mind :P

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"I shall now explain to each and every one of you why I am your genetic superior, using only your first name as evidence." -- Something Positive

That last line creates such a lovely image in the mind :P

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That gave me a chuckle too. I was just at the Fremont Summer Solstice fest here in Seattle. It is a time-honored tradition for liberal minded Seattle-ites to dance naked in the streets on this day. But the "time honored" part means that some of the participants are no longer the buoyant, delectable youth they were when first they danced. I saw a lot of old, very well painted butt today. And it warmed my heart.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

CC 194: Paaaartaaaay by not_Scyess 6-22-03

Dear Diary: Tonight is my 29th! I'm going to party my ass off! What're you doing? Fuck the piledriver, hit him with the chair! THE CHAIR!!! Oh my god, you totally knocked that putt right into the windmill. It's my birthday, dammit, and I AM going back for fourths on the salad bar! Dear diary: This was the most exciting night of my life. ...which is why I have decided it's long past time I put those cyanide pills to good use. That and the fact I'm 29 and keep a diary.

I've found the best way to win a contest is to insult the judge.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Tales of the Unexpected Blue Screen: Episode 8 - Cyb'rin by Chi_The_Cynic 6-22-03

hotbritney69: female, CA, blonde hair, blue eyes, 5'6, 120lbs jim_h4xX0r: wanna cyber? hotbritney69: ok YES!! This is IT! WARNING! You have performed an illegal operation - don't you realise she's only 13??!

Golden Birthday by ladyjdotnet 11-27-01

Since this year is your Golden Birthday, you get a special present from me, the Golden Birthday Gnome! Golden Birthday? What's that? It's the day that your age is the same number as the day of the month on which your birthday falls. Well, I'm off. Lots more 27 year olds to see! Hmm, go figure. Maybe I should have a special Golden Birthday celebration... Did someone say Golden Shower? *sigh*

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

CC 194: Asimovian Catastrophe by codehappykid 6-22-03

Dude, it's my 21st! Aaaaaay, you gotta get wasted with us! Um...but I'm a lifeform from the sugar bowl. I can't get any liquid on me. But you're gonna get wasted with us, right? MY FRIENDS SUCK!

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HALPUU!

Butch's first day as a murderer by TheElPaso 6-22-03

Bye, hon. I've decided I'm going to start killing people today. Have a nice day. Die, mankind, die! Shit.

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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. -Weird Al Yankovic

Will Blue Cross Cover This? by Spankling 6-22-03

Uhm... HI! I'm turning 30 and I thought I would get a... you know... ma...mass... [whisper]massage[/whisper]. Then welcome to the New Age Holistic Healing Center and Juice Bar. Sniff this sage, take off your shoes and tell me more about your needs. Needs? Well... I find this kind of embarrassing. Can you tell me what you offer. We do Neuromuscular, Deep Tissue, Norwegian, Shiatsu, Structural… I should have tried shiatsu. Fall Deres bukser og bli beredt for de ru tretti minuttene av Deres liv.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Over The Rainbow by Ewwwww 5-21-03

Ok baby, lets get it on... And When I say lets get it on I mean... Ill pay you three hundred dollars to sing "Over the rainbow" while I cry in the fetal position...

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"No obscene images." I guess I'll just have to settle for saying cocksucker a lot.

CC 194: Santa Knows Who's Been Naughty by Rabid_Weasle 6-23-03

I'm so nervous... this is my first day as a mall santa! Don't worry, you'll do fine. At least you better or your fat ass is fired! Now get out there! (Ok here goes nothing) HO! HO! HO! Hello little boy, and have you been good or nau-- ZOINK! Santa, for Christmas, I want you to pee on me.

I should have read the new comics before making this one... ladyjdotnet has pretty much the same joke as me. I'll go make a new one...

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Poop.

CC 194: Shazam! by Rabid_Weasle 6-23-03

How about I remove those Super Pants of yours... Captain Amazing likes this idea! SHAZAM!!! ...that was fast... It happens to all super-hero's first time...

I know... old joke...

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Poop.

I have gone where no comic strip has gone before.

Or have I?

CC194: Unbelievable by El_Cid 6-23-03

Oh no. Oh crap, I never did this in a comic strip before, I was so excited for I could do something I never did before. And I have... I pissed my pants.

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f u

Crime doesn't pay by TheElPaso 6-23-03

I've decided to quit my job as a midget artist and take up robbery instead. Have a nice day, Jane. Stop, thief! Come back with my possesion! Oh well. I have plenty more pillowcases.

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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. -Weird Al Yankovic

CC 194 Sucks to be him! by Mister_E 6-23-03

Dammit, I'm sick of telling people about "god" and "Jesus" It's a load of shit! I just wanna get drunk and high. I denounce my Cristianity, Jesus. I'm sorry to here that, preist. But enjoy yourself while you can... whhooo!! I shoulda *hic* tried this years ago! What the hell did Jesus mean when he said while you can? Oh shit.. you don't think he *hic* meant... And now, to all my faithful followers.. I give you free beer and pot for all!! Dammit!

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Happy July 4th you greasy old farted bitches! by MDMM 6-23-03

I can't wait for 4th of july! whadda ya gonna do? Stick this up your bung and press this glowy buttun! Shiny buttun...*Press* I love fireworks! OWWWWWWWWW!JACKASS!

I dedicate this to all who shoved fireworks up their ass and blown it up!

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I mean this in a Non racist,sexual,or threat to kill your family way!

Eat me baby! by Spankling 6-23-03

This is gonna be so cool! I just grew my first hair on my sack and I stole $20 so I can do this fine lady standing out in front of our building. Why does Chinese cum always give me gas? And I get so hungry 1/2 an hour later... Say fine mamma! What will $20 get me? Every disease I got, honey. Let's go. That seemed like way more than a blow job. [munch - chew - swallow] I probably should have cooked him first, but he was so tender I couldn't wait. [snarf - chew]

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet