Computer Geeks, Nerds, Hackers, call them what you will, most have a great facination with that wholesome past time we call PORN!!!! Your mission is to write Haiku about such geek passions. It must not rhyme and only one entry per person. Judging will be Wednesday.

--NastyPope

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

[Click to view comic: 'CC 198: Geek Haiku']

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

[Click to view comic: 'CC 198: Sorry, Wrong URL']

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HALPUU!

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Dan - that rhymed. But it made me cry.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

As long as I made a difference.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

Out-geek this, mutha's.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

quote:

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Computer Geeks, Nerds, Hackers, call them what you will, most have a great facination with that wholesome past time we call PORN!!!! Your mission is to write Haiku about such geek passions. It must not rhyme and only one entry per person. Judging will be Wednesday.

--NastyPope

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[Click to view comic: 'A simple act... reeking of love's lost hope... kleenex time']

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

[Click to view comic: 'too easy']

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

for some reason, jon from goats is my haiku muse...

[Click to view comic: 'Contest 198']
[Click to view comic: 'Contest 198b']
[Click to view comic: 'Contest 198c: Phone sex.']
[Click to view comic: 'Contest 198d']

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"I don't know who you are, schmucko, but you rule." - lara7 | christ@myself.com

[Click to view comic: 'CC 198: l337 #I6#-c00']

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Your mickey mouse kung fu is no match for my superior fighting style.

[Click to view comic: 'Haiku to you too']

NOTES: Use my accent: "Int-rest" "Ex-poe-nen-chul-lee"

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

[Click to view comic: 'CC:198 -- High Coup']

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There's a fine line between visionary and wacko ~ greinhart

[Click to view comic: 'Hi, Koo!']

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I has a flavor!

[Click to view comic: 'CC 198 : Boobku']

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

[Click to view comic: 'Geek Raider']

[Click to view comic: 'Contest 198e']
[Click to view comic: 'Contest 198f']
[Click to view comic: 'Contest 198g']
[Click to view comic: 'Contest 198h']
[Click to view comic: 'Contest 198i']
[Click to view comic: 'Apologies...']

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"I don't know who you are, schmucko, but you rule." - lara7 | christ@myself.com

Some people break rules
They are quite like Madonna--
too many entries

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

i'm gonna use the colossal geek defense: "Your mission is to write Haiku" implies that it is our duty to make more than one. maybe next time we'll be more careful with our nouns (:

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"I don't know who you are, schmucko, but you rule." - lara7 | christ@myself.com

Disqualified? Good.
Then il_schmucko can enter
CC One Nine Nine.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

[Click to view comic: 'CC 198: Celebrity Haiku']

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

[Click to view comic: 'CC 198: Haiku']

Wow, tons of rule breaking in there, either too many comics or didnt follow the haiku 5-7-5 rule close enough, or geeky no sex, or sex but not geeky. Most were very funny though. For meeting all the requirements and having a great inuendo to boot the winner is UnknownEric

--NastyPope

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

RE: Form

Geek that, Bubba! (I am so out of the running...)

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet