Computer Geeks, Nerds, Hackers, call them what you will, most have a great facination with that wholesome past time we call PORN!!!! Your mission is to write Haiku about such geek passions. It must not rhyme and only one entry per person. Judging will be Wednesday.

--NastyPope

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

CC 198: Geek Haiku by BigEvilDan 7-20-03

00110/0010011/01111 00110/1111011/00010 00111/0011001/00001

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

CC 198: Sorry, Wrong URL by codehappykid 7-20-03

The plane will soon crash. My life has been a sham. At least I have porn. No hope of rescue. When I get into heaven, I hope there is porn. God does not exist. Please retype the URL and try, try again. File not found error. Redirect soon to goatse.cx. By that, I mean Hell.

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HALPUU!

CC:198 by speedboat_lou 7-20-03

Comics without clothes...! Fantasy... ...of many men! Lifetime of a few.

Dan - that rhymed. But it made me cry.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

As long as I made a difference.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

Out-geek this, mutha's.

CC198: Geek Porn Haiku by fuzzyman 7-20-03

I love my Trek Porn. Computer, I'd like an Earl Grey tea enema, hot! Counsellor Troi is naked. Giordi, can you help me? The dilithium crystals in my vibrator are completely fused! She has Stiffy Sense. Is that a phaser in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

quote:

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Computer Geeks, Nerds, Hackers, call them what you will, most have a great facination with that wholesome past time we call PORN!!!! Your mission is to write Haiku about such geek passions. It must not rhyme and only one entry per person. Judging will be Wednesday.

--NastyPope

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A simple act... reeking of love's lost hope... kleenex time by Spankling 7-20-03

Homeland Security Her cyber-orbs watches my throbbing tool have drained my bone grow micro-soft now to bed

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

too easy by umfumdisi 7-20-03

geeks, nerds, and hackers sucky, sucky, five dollah we love you long time

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

for some reason, jon from goats is my haiku muse...

Contest 198 by il_schmucko 7-21-03

Why the hell is it that Jergens lotion is not XP compliant?

Contest 198b by il_schmucko 7-21-03

I just jerked off to this hot chick but now i think that it was my mom.

Contest 198c: Phone sex. by il_schmucko 7-21-03

It's impossible to sound sexy asking for credit card numbers.

Contest 198d by il_schmucko 7-21-03

My monitor does not care if I wash it with Windex or semen.

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"I don't know who you are, schmucko, but you rule." - lara7 | christ@myself.com

CC 198: l337 #I6#-c00 by KungChiFu 7-21-03

l337 3xpL4In47i0n oF n37 p0rN... 5urfn 0n 7#3 n37... u c4N fInd 8i6 7I77y c#Ick5 u j\/57 c4n't f\/ck 7#3m.

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Your mickey mouse kung fu is no match for my superior fighting style.

Haiku to you too by kaufman 7-21-03

******* Nerd downloads image ******* **** Shoots load instantly at sight **** ************* Of new Mac G5. ************* ************ Kiddy porn is kids ************ ****** It follows that geek porn is ****** ******* Nude Gates and Hawking. ******* I'm Microsoft now / But you'll see my interest grow / Exponentially. When I am disrobed / You'll see my one muscle with / Full motor control. ******** Geek makes comic strip ******** ****** Dogonball humping Maura ****** ************* Stripcre-X-rater *************

NOTES: Use my accent: "Int-rest" "Ex-poe-nen-chul-lee"

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CC:198 -- High Coup by CrunchyCheese 7-22-03

Stripcreator Rocks What's this? A Haiku Contest? Crap. I got nothin'

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There's a fine line between visionary and wacko ~ greinhart

Hi, Koo! by UnknownEric 7-22-03

I love this website. They have the best money shots. Look at that twenty.

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I has a flavor!

CC 198 : Boobku by niteowl 7-22-03

Wonderful knockers. Soft, silky like a Nerf Ball. Not like basketballs.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

Geek Raider by TheGovernor 7-22-03

Tomb Raider boring One google search later... Lara Croft completely NAKED!!! Patch is Downloading!

Contest 198e by il_schmucko 7-23-03

Saw BradSucks.net It was some lame band's home page, Not a gay porn site.

Contest 198f by il_schmucko 7-23-03

I have lots of porn on my PC's local disk-- (insert hard drive joke)

Contest 198g by il_schmucko 7-23-03

Ungodly sweet balls-- Not what USB means, but I have 2.0

Contest 198h by il_schmucko 7-23-03

My hard drive's SCSI-- When I'm careless jerking off, so is my keyboard.

Contest 198i by il_schmucko 7-23-03

My girlfriend is pissed-- Like there's anything wrong with beagle-sex.com

[Click to view comic: 'Apologies...']

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"I don't know who you are, schmucko, but you rule." - lara7 | christ@myself.com

Some people break rules
They are quite like Madonna--
too many entries

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

i'm gonna use the colossal geek defense: "Your mission is to write Haiku" implies that it is our duty to make more than one. maybe next time we'll be more careful with our nouns (:

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"I don't know who you are, schmucko, but you rule." - lara7 | christ@myself.com

Disqualified? Good.
Then il_schmucko can enter
CC One Nine Nine.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

CC 198: Celebrity Haiku by mmyers 7-23-03

It doesn't matter If it's a fake bodied J-Lo As long as she's nude.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

CC 198: Haiku by Chi_The_Cynic 7-23-03

SC is good but Porncreator would be best Mmm Brad in the nude...

Wow, tons of rule breaking in there, either too many comics or didnt follow the haiku 5-7-5 rule close enough, or geeky no sex, or sex but not geeky. Most were very funny though. For meeting all the requirements and having a great inuendo to boot the winner is UnknownEric

--NastyPope

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

RE: Form

Geek that, Bubba! (I am so out of the running...)

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet