[Click to view comic: 'CC 51: The most unpopular social statement of all...']

okay i dont care what you all say that has to win!

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

[Click to view comic: 'CC51: Poor people are bad.']

This one really needed a couple more panels to do the idea justice. Then again, I could make fifty strips on the topic without running out of material. God knows why I set it in the US - Aussie politicians are just as bad.

On another topic, I can see Captain RightWing becoming a new recurring character, popping up occasionally to shout "Communist!" or "Feminazi!" at appropriate moments.

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

I doubt any of you are familiar with Glasgow, but here, someone peddling human ashes on street corners isn't such a long shot...

[Click to view comic: 'CC 51 - Today, Japan. Tomorrow, the World!']

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

[Click to view comic: 'Scientific Advances are Never Easy']

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Damn, someone got my Crabby idea already.

And it's interesting that I did a comic like this just a few days ago:

[Click to view comic: 'Double standard']

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

[Click to view comic: 'CC 51: Viva la Canuck!']

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

This is comic #3110, my first ever to have something that resembles a meaningful number.

[Click to view comic: 'CC 51: By unpopular demand']

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

[Click to view comic: 'CC 51 - God, Revisited.']

Narf.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

So! You can enter more than once, eh? Well, it just so happens I'm at a loose end...

[Click to view comic: 'CC51 Give me...give me one more chance to keep you satisfied']

I trust this is suitably convincing.

Rules? Fuck the rules. Here is my losing entry:

[ Posted comic does not exist ]

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

HAHA! Fuckin' women. Except, of course, the two little darlin's who post here. They're all right.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

[Click to view comic: 'And that was her daddy']

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?author=fpd&ID=30187

It's called Planet of the Girls. As a point of information, with respect to the content of this strip, I'm a man.

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FPD is the foremost plague on discussion boards. Do your part to stomp out FPD.

[Click to view comic: 'CC 51: Dr. Pedantic in pre Nazi Germany...']

Wow, Drexle really likes to use me in his comics.

But just so everyone knows those are all my catch phrases except:
THE WAY WITH THE RAG IS A LAY IN THE BAG.

That one wasn't mine.

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Wow, Drexle really likes to use me in his comics.

But just so everyone knows those are all my catch phrases except:
THE WAY WITH THE RAG IS A LAY IN THE BAG.

That one wasn't mine.

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Damn typos...

[Click to view comic: 'Not an entry in CC 51... *Gasp!*']

[Click to view comic: 'Big Brother is Watching & He has a Hardon.']

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

After 6 weeks of complaints, New Crabby is being shelved, and Crabby Classic is being brought back ...

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crabby, you ever seen BASEketball?

the character squeek is essential not only to the film but to life itself

you must return to fulfilling the "little bitch" role before you become too bearable and existance falls into nothing etc etc

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

[Click to view comic: 'CC51: The Envelope, Please.']

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All seriousness aside, I dare say this contest brought out the best/worst in a lot of you. I was surprised how many of you selected heads of state as your "spokespeople", but perhaps I shouldn't have been. Among the many entries that struck me were (in chronological order):

boorite's NAMBLA appeal was just plain hilarious. Serious refrigerator door material. It didn't, however, really address the issue of persuading the audience. So that left the door open to others.

evil_d's invasion plans. I might have shoehorned in a comment about a sneak nighttime attack, but really good job!

NastyPope and wirthling for their one-two punch of pure tastelessness (now you know why Jewish law requires burial).

Drexle's throwing himself on the grenade of the obvious, and posting the low degree of difficulty crab-a-thon. I'm not bitter at all because I had someone else in the betting pool on who would do that...

Nonetheless, there was another comic that both adhered to the rules, and tickled me for its utter preposterousness. And thus, by the arbitrary and capricious powers vested in me, I present your CC 51 champion:

[Click to view comic: 'It Aint Doing Anyone Any Good Up There']

I'll be checking my mailbox for my little piece of Nome!

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Good gravy. This almost makes up for my hoovering all over the Comic Cups to date. This contest had great rules and resulted in a ton of hilarious comics. I will do my best to come up with rules that meet this standard later today. Failing that I will serve up my usual bowl of tripe.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet