Inspired by an actual conversation just yesterday:

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Mediocrity at its most average.

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It's old, but there wasn't a rule against that.

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Sex Piano.

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And you know what Hell is, folks. It's Andy Gibb, singing 'Shadowdancing' for aeons and aeons...

Here's one. Old but completely relevant:

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The woman said, "Sir, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea." Churchill replied "madame, if you were my wife, I'd drink it.

Ooh, is it Oldies time? Let's turn the clock way back to Winter '02!

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

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Now's a good time to mention that my entry is old too.

With a nod to Mako_Man ...

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

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okay, i wanted to make a parody of those pepsi twist commercials, but it turned out to be very un-funny and not really all that alcohol-related. but i'm gonna post it anyway.

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all your retarded comics are belong to me.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

What, I only need to look in the RMDC forum to figure that out!

Well, it's part of a series, but I still worked it around to fit in here...

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Please remember to spay and neuter your elected representatives.

Do your part for the enviornment: recycle recycle recycle!

Remember these? Four-digit comics! Wow.
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Think I'll win with this one? Me, either.
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"Old" is the old new.

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And you know what Hell is, folks. It's Andy Gibb, singing 'Shadowdancing' for aeons and aeons...

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This is scary. Boinky's series was much better than it would have been had all six strips shown on this page. Having to click to see the final one and getting that out-of-the-blue punchline was outstanding timing.

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What others say about boorite!

here are the comics before stage 4:

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Kawaya Kiyu

Fun with substance abuse.

To post comics:

[comic]number of comic[comic]

The number of your comic is in the URL, next to the "ID=" part, or, if you highlight your comic's title, there's some hidden numbers to the right of it which are also your comic number.

You didn't think EVERYONE was diligent enough to do all that UBB, did you? :-P

He means:

[comic]number of comic[/comic]

And if you hit the "reload page with comics" link at the bottom, you'll see why you'd want to use that code.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!