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EvilErnie
Pink Donkey Wrangler

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Put salt (a good amount) on the back of your hand and leave an ice cube on it for 2-3 mins. See what happens.

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"You tried your best and you failed miserably! The lesson is: Never try!" -Homer Simpson

8-14-03 3:31am (new)
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not_wirthling
Stripcreator Newbie

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Anyway, the only proper way to kill yourself is to have your balls popped like grapes in the death-grip of a professional wrestler followed immediately by injection with a mutated version of AIDS designed to let you experience the whole routine of dying by AIDS within one hour. During that one hour you will be strapped upside down to a table and the professional wrestler will lift up a grotesquely fat pygmy warlord to the level of your ass. The pygmy warlord will crawl inside your anus, enter your chest, and chew on your heart.

In the suicide note, be sure to blame the Republican party and a lack of sex on television.

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I'm not wirthling. I swear!

8-15-03 1:01am (new)
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EvilErnie
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For a true suicide: mix vodka with applesauce and inject yourself in a vain so it goes to your heart. It clogs your heart and poisons your bloodstream. Those Heaven's Gate people did it about a decade ago to get to heaven via spaceship which was some asteroid, supposedly.

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"You tried your best and you failed miserably! The lesson is: Never try!" -Homer Simpson

8-15-03 11:03am (new)
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lukket
Home Computer Futurist

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[Click to view comic: 'Like a flie on feces.']

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troelsea at gmail dot com

8-15-03 12:21pm (new)
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wirthling
supercalifragilisticexpialadosucks

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Nobody warned me this thread was logic-optional.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

8-15-03 12:36pm (new)
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EvilErnie
Pink Donkey Wrangler

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lukket: play Grand Theft Auto 3 and get back to us :)

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"You tried your best and you failed miserably! The lesson is: Never try!" -Homer Simpson

8-16-03 3:04am (new)
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thetrebsrock
Stripcreator Newbie

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why? My life has no purpose and i have no friends. I just lie on the floor everyday in my filthy bug and rat infested apartment hoping something interesting will happen. Oh yeah and the suicide has to be cheap.

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St.Anger round my neck... He never gets respect... --- Take a step off your soapbox and see... What it's like on the ground... ---

8-16-03 3:00pm (new)
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Inflatable_Man
Heart stopper. Hip hopper. Pill popper.

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Man... I hate people who whine and search for sympathy in complete strangers on the internet. You're not suicidal. You're just desperate for attention. :/

Everyone has problems. Please get over yourself.

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8-16-03 4:00pm (new)
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lukket
Home Computer Futurist

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8-16-03 4:55pm (new)
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thetrebsrock
Stripcreator Newbie

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I don't want attention. I just want help planning my suicide. Besides, why would I want attention in this shitty life. I just want death.

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St.Anger round my neck... He never gets respect... --- Take a step off your soapbox and see... What it's like on the ground... ---

8-16-03 6:52pm (new)
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thetrebsrock
Stripcreator Newbie

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Oh yeah. Goodbye. Have a shitty life. Hopefully you'll like my sister's sense of humour better, because now I'm killing myself. I opted for stabbing myself to death with a blunt kitchen knife. Bye.

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St.Anger round my neck... He never gets respect... --- Take a step off your soapbox and see... What it's like on the ground... ---

8-16-03 6:56pm (new)
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thetrebsrock
Stripcreator Newbie

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hey! this is trebsrock's sister. he told me this password and just stopped talking. hes dead.

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St.Anger round my neck... He never gets respect... --- Take a step off your soapbox and see... What it's like on the ground... ---

8-16-03 7:52pm (new)
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kaufman
Director of Cats

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Have you met Epstein's mother?

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8-16-03 7:55pm (new)
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Spankling
Looking for love in ALL the wrong places, baby!

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Are we talking social suicide here? If so, mission accomplished.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

8-16-03 9:32pm (new)
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Vulf
Stripcreator Newbie

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They saw drowning is like God giving you a big wet hug.

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Chexual Predator

8-16-03 10:54pm (new)
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EvilErnie
Pink Donkey Wrangler

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99.99999999999999% of people who advertise their impending doom don't die when they claim they wish to, they just want false sympathy. I'll tell you what...quick and easy...hang yourself. Screw making a noose, just make a knot with a loophole and stick your head in. Want to die? Then just do it, dont crave attention.

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"You tried your best and you failed miserably! The lesson is: Never try!" -Homer Simpson

8-17-03 3:00am (new)
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dcomposed
C3H5N3O9

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If you were really going to kill yourself you would have chosen a less painful way, like maybe a sharp kitchen knife.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

8-17-03 3:05am (new)
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lukket
Home Computer Futurist

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I probably will go to Hell for this:
[Click to view comic: 'How can you tell']

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troelsea at gmail dot com

8-17-03 9:48am (new)
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Chi_The_Cynic
Comoedus Cynicalis

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Interesting how, in the hour between your brother's announcing his death and him apparently doing it, the only thing you could think of doing was coming onto an online forum board and telling people about it...

8-17-03 9:54am (new)
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Ahsirakh
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8-17-03 10:07am (new)
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niteowl
Level 1 Forum Troll

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Ok, Metallica's new album sucks ass, but is it really worth killing yourself over?

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

8-17-03 12:20pm (new)
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Matchbook_Romance
Going. Coming.

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What about THE TREBS?! WOULD SOMEONE THINK ABOUT THE TREBS?!!?!

On a lighter note... sorry if that guy killed himself =D

8-17-03 12:23pm (new)
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thetrebsrock
Stripcreator Newbie

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the trebs is a rock band my bro used to listen to. hes dead now and all u give me is pain. i really am fucking sorry if my bro pissed u guys off.

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St.Anger round my neck... He never gets respect... --- Take a step off your soapbox and see... What it's like on the ground... ---

8-17-03 8:45pm (new)
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Digger
A winner is you! Very thanks for read.

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If I ever plan to "Jump ship early". I'll make sure to post on stripcreator.com before the fact, as it says to do so in The Bible.

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8-17-03 9:32pm (new)
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Inflatable_Man
Heart stopper. Hip hopper. Pill popper.

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Hey, shouldn't you be at your brother's funeral or something...? And you should be sorry, because he did piss us off. And continues to do so from beyond the grave.

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8-17-03 9:36pm (new)
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