Put salt (a good amount) on the back of your hand and leave an ice cube on it for 2-3 mins. See what happens.

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"You tried your best and you failed miserably! The lesson is: Never try!" -Homer Simpson

Anyway, the only proper way to kill yourself is to have your balls popped like grapes in the death-grip of a professional wrestler followed immediately by injection with a mutated version of AIDS designed to let you experience the whole routine of dying by AIDS within one hour. During that one hour you will be strapped upside down to a table and the professional wrestler will lift up a grotesquely fat pygmy warlord to the level of your ass. The pygmy warlord will crawl inside your anus, enter your chest, and chew on your heart.

In the suicide note, be sure to blame the Republican party and a lack of sex on television.

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I'm not wirthling. I swear!

For a true suicide: mix vodka with applesauce and inject yourself in a vain so it goes to your heart. It clogs your heart and poisons your bloodstream. Those Heaven's Gate people did it about a decade ago to get to heaven via spaceship which was some asteroid, supposedly.

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"You tried your best and you failed miserably! The lesson is: Never try!" -Homer Simpson

Like a flie on feces. by lukket 8-15-03

That looks like the suicide thread in the RMDC Forum on Stripcreator. Yeah. Death is a great spectator sport. You can't seriously mean that. Oh come on. Have you ever stopped to see a traffic accident? Uhm.. yeah, but... "It's not the same". That's right. There isn't any blood and severed limbs in an online Forum

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troelsea at gmail dot com

Nobody warned me this thread was logic-optional.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

lukket: play Grand Theft Auto 3 and get back to us :)

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"You tried your best and you failed miserably! The lesson is: Never try!" -Homer Simpson

why? My life has no purpose and i have no friends. I just lie on the floor everyday in my filthy bug and rat infested apartment hoping something interesting will happen. Oh yeah and the suicide has to be cheap.

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St.Anger round my neck... He never gets respect... --- Take a step off your soapbox and see... What it's like on the ground... ---

Man... I hate people who whine and search for sympathy in complete strangers on the internet. You're not suicidal. You're just desperate for attention. :/

Everyone has problems. Please get over yourself.

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

Suicidal tendencies I by lukket 8-16-03

I no longer think life can bring me anything valuable. I think I want to commit suicide. That's just stupid. Life is wonderful. If you live your life and listen to your heart, you'll see. You can't talk me out of it. Right now I'm focusing on the method of death. Don't be daft. Think of the little African children who have nothing. They would envy you. Hey. You got a point there. Maybe I should starve myself to death. Why do I suddenly want to choke him?

Suicidal Tendencies II by lukket 8-16-03

I still can't believe you want to kill yourself!? Well, I have no friends, my life's a mess, and no-one appreciates my creative efforts. So suicide will just be a cry for help? Ehm... yeah. I guess that's true. So if you kill yourself and someone hears your cry for help, exactly how is that going to help you, if you're dead? Must. Resist. Logic.

Suicidal Tendencies III by lukket 8-16-03

You know. If the christians are right, you'll go to hell for commiting suicide. Yeah. But I'm an atheist. Then you'll know that according to the atheists, Death is the absense of life. I can live with that. I hate life. If they're right. There'll be no "you" to celebrate your lack of life. Damn. The thought of it just freaks me out.

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troelsea at gmail dot com

I don't want attention. I just want help planning my suicide. Besides, why would I want attention in this shitty life. I just want death.

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St.Anger round my neck... He never gets respect... --- Take a step off your soapbox and see... What it's like on the ground... ---

Oh yeah. Goodbye. Have a shitty life. Hopefully you'll like my sister's sense of humour better, because now I'm killing myself. I opted for stabbing myself to death with a blunt kitchen knife. Bye.

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St.Anger round my neck... He never gets respect... --- Take a step off your soapbox and see... What it's like on the ground... ---

hey! this is trebsrock's sister. he told me this password and just stopped talking. hes dead.

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St.Anger round my neck... He never gets respect... --- Take a step off your soapbox and see... What it's like on the ground... ---

Have you met Epstein's mother?

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Are we talking social suicide here? If so, mission accomplished.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

They saw drowning is like God giving you a big wet hug.

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Chexual Predator

99.99999999999999% of people who advertise their impending doom don't die when they claim they wish to, they just want false sympathy. I'll tell you what...quick and easy...hang yourself. Screw making a noose, just make a knot with a loophole and stick your head in. Want to die? Then just do it, dont crave attention.

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"You tried your best and you failed miserably! The lesson is: Never try!" -Homer Simpson

If you were really going to kill yourself you would have chosen a less painful way, like maybe a sharp kitchen knife.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

I probably will go to Hell for this:

How can you tell by lukket 8-17-03

The day after... That stunt thetrebsrock pulled in the suicide thread really left me wondering. Yeah. Will we ever know if he did kill himself? That was not my point. A guy proclaims that he's going to kill himself, and you are not worried? I just thought: Is it true that The Trebs Rock? Hmm. That was actually an interesting question.

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troelsea at gmail dot com

Interesting how, in the hour between your brother's announcing his death and him apparently doing it, the only thing you could think of doing was coming onto an online forum board and telling people about it...

At Pearly Gates: St. Peter Don't Use Blunt Knife by Ahsirakh 8-17-03

St. Peter visits some forum in his spare time... Wonder what this suicide thread is about... hey! Someone just posted! "Goodbye. Hopefully you'll like my sister's sense of humour better, because now I'm killing myself. I'm opting for stabbing myself to death with a blunt kitchen knife. Bye." One hour later... Hey! The same user posted again! I thought he said he killed himself? "Hey! This is Thetrebsrock's sister. He told me this password and just stopped talking. He's dead." *POOF!* Thetrebsrock comes before St. Peter. WTF?! Your last words to anyone was your password? I figured, like, since everyone there didn't like me, I might make them remorseful or something...

Ok, Metallica's new album sucks ass, but is it really worth killing yourself over?

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

What about THE TREBS?! WOULD SOMEONE THINK ABOUT THE TREBS?!!?!

On a lighter note... sorry if that guy killed himself =D

the trebs is a rock band my bro used to listen to. hes dead now and all u give me is pain. i really am fucking sorry if my bro pissed u guys off.

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St.Anger round my neck... He never gets respect... --- Take a step off your soapbox and see... What it's like on the ground... ---

If I ever plan to "Jump ship early". I'll make sure to post on stripcreator.com before the fact, as it says to do so in The Bible.

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- 4 Reel

Hey, shouldn't you be at your brother's funeral or something...? And you should be sorry, because he did piss us off. And continues to do so from beyond the grave.

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.