Zoiks! I think you have bested yourselves this time around. Mucho thanksola again for holding down the lack of my fortitude.
Taking care of a newborn is hard work, but I will now pass that hard work off onto my wife since I'm going back to my job next week. I should be able to return UMFUMDAILY to near "normalcy" once my schedule is re-established a bit.
And now my useless commentary:
kaufman:
I don't know what to say other than I think that's the hardest I've ever seen anyone work just to get to an awful punchline. And I mean awful in the best possible sense because the setup was so groin-grabbingly good!
chicka:
As dcom says, "chicka shits." And so does my baby. Sometimes I CAN tell by that determined look. Other times, it's a little surprise at the end of three hours. Nice one.
mmyers:
How DO you solve a problem like Maria? Or Mario? Beats me. I like the way you managed to work myself, yourself, and kaufman into the comic--quite admirable work in the field of pun as well.
Matchbook_Romance:
Your comic hit home more than you knew at the time of writing it. My wife and I were friends for a year and a half before we actually started dating. I had to watch her sort through a variety of losers before she woke up one sunny afternoon and realized the man of her dreams--yes, me--was the one who had been there all along. Keep ya head up.
jes_lawson:
Provided me with the greatest comic relief this week. How could I not admire such an adroit take-off on my "Even Robots Get The ______" series. Awesome, man.
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Again, thanks to all for your help. I'll be burning my nose oil at both ends of the midnight grindstone to get back in the DAILY saddle. I'll have to offer Kudos to you all--mainly because my wife ate the Snickers! BRAVO!!
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