I pitched my idea to little_kitty, and she fell for it hook, line, and sinker. Special thanks to Rabid for giving me this idea.

Recreate the 12 Days of Christmas, stripcreator related. In jokes are encouraged. Multiple entries are encouraged. However, no series allowed. We don't want you making the whole thing. The best will be posted at the end, and the best of the best will be our winner.

So pick one day (1-12), do a comic, and let's have fun!

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Mediocrity at its most average.

When Chicka says "best of..." she means "best first day" or "best second day". Then the very very best of all 12 days will be the weiner.

Anywho, we're closing/judging this wonderful event on December 24th, just to give all you guys a wonderful Christmas present of the winner.

Have at thee, wenches!

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

More to come, I usually get one idea right when i see it, then get more during the week.

CC 225: OMG TOBOR by laughinginyourface 12-20-03

On the 6th day of Christmas, my true wang gave to me... 6 Tobors cornholing... To the beginning... 5 Golden n00bs! And a mAAk_beNN in a leav'n thread...

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...and pain joined his urge to percieve...

The first day of Christmas:

CC 225: Gift of the Magi by codehappykid 12-20-03

On the first day of Christmas, my Grandma gave to me... I don't wear those!

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HALPUU!

Great contest idea.

I'll get a couple of the obvious ones out of the way to make everyone work for a living.

7 kaufmans punning by ObiJo 12-20-03

Why does it say "7 kaufmans"? I only see 5. I guess we're a little short. ____________ Indeed.

6 wirthlings sucking by ObiJo 12-20-03

SUCK SUCK SUCK SUCK SUCK SUCK

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

CC 225: Four Calling Birds by kaufman 12-20-03

Can you hear me now? Can you hear me now? Can you hear me now? Can you hear me now?

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

CC 225: Holiday physics by laughinginyourface 12-20-03

12 turbines generating.... Ha, ha! What the fuck are you talking about?

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...and pain joined his urge to percieve...

I had one I was going to submit, but Kaufman beat me to it.

Please note that by the time you see this comic, it may be deleted :(

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

A Partridge In A Pear Tree by niteowl 12-20-03

Danny, what are you doing up there? Picking pears. You better get down, Mom's gonna kill you! Just go away, Tracy. Why are you picking pears anyway? How else are we gonna eat now that our show's been cancelled?

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

6 geese a laying by ObiJo 12-20-03

*PLOP* *PLOP* *PLOP* *PLOP* *PLOP* I can't do it when you watch!

This is related to stripcreator in that its posted there.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Six geese a-laying by boinky33 12-20-03

Get up, ya lazy bums!

CC 225: A Partridge In A Pair Of Trees by BigEvilDan 12-20-03

Oh crap! They have me surrounded.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

CC 225: The Next Novelty Release by kaufman 12-20-03

I got you a recording of "The Little Drummer Boy." "The Little Drummer Boy?" You know that of all the holiday music, that's the one I'm sickest of. Oh, but you'll like this version. You know how the Singing Dogs bark "Jingle Bells"? This version consists of pigeon flatulence. Bird tooting? This I HAVE to hear! I am so lucky. On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me a fart pigeon parody!

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

CC 225: Ten Lords A-leaping by BigEvilDan 12-20-03

Pull! Wheeeeeeeee! (*BANG!!!*)

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

CC 225: Ten More Lords a Leaping by kaufman 12-20-03

Ok, Highnesses, the tramp-o-leen is all set up. Come on out and leap!

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

H8 Maids A-Milking by niteowl 12-20-03

Those damn maids...can't they be more gentle with our udders? Wanna know how you get 'em back? Flatulence.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

Damn you, Niteowl. I'm posting this anyway.

CC 225: 8 maids a milkin' by laughinginyourface 12-20-03

Ohhhh! OHHHH! YES! YES! YES!!! Is that all?

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...and pain joined his urge to percieve...

9 Ladies Dancing...or not by niteowl 12-20-03

Wanna go the strip club tonight? They're gonna have 9 ladies dancing all on one stage! Awesome! Let's go! Later... Hey, where's the other 8 dancers? Yeah...what gives? Oh...the maids? They're out milking.

We've all got a psychic thing going on. Dionne would be proud.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

CC 225: Two Total Doves by kaufman 12-20-03

Must report to Homeland Security ... and Tom Ridge in a pear tree.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?author=Big%20Evil%20Dan&ID=199638

CC 225: Five Golden Rings To Rule Them All by BigEvilDan 12-20-03

Look Frodo, there's a gift to you from Sauron. It's not another cursed ring, is it? Yeah, Merry, Pippin, and I each got one too. Man, they're so tacky. Maybe we should return them? Oh no. Don't you remember the crowds last time?

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

CC 225: 3 French Hens by laughinginyourface 12-20-03

No...NO....I don't deserve this... (He got pecked to death)

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...and pain joined his urge to percieve...

the 5th day some asshole made a comic by xxausrottenxx 12-21-03

fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive fitty cent? you such a wankster gooooooooooooooolden but...this cant be right! oh golly, that ashton kutcher put you on the hell list....it looks like you got punkd.....its kinda funny if you think about it (cock)riiiiiiiiiiiings oh god....oh god...this is unpleasant do you even realize whats its like living with a finger up your asshole?? now shut up and stick it in

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this CC brought to you by the marlboro cigarette company by xxausrottenxx 12-21-03

this christmas, ask for nothing but lots and lots of cigarettes! what did ya get for christmas? i got me nine ladies dancing! he ate the other 6 somebody help us.....please...

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CC225: Three French Hens by TheGovernor 12-21-03

Bonjour! Ca Va! Actuallee, I come from Belgium!

This entry may violate the rules, but you should be thankful that's all it violated.

On the eleventh day of christmas, my true love gave to me... by EvilZak 12-21-03

We hate you! We hate you! We hate you! We hate you! We hate you! We hate you!

...eleven Pipers piping mad at Hogan by EvilZak 12-21-03

We hate you! We hate you! We hate you! We hate you! We hate you!

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AFROMANS MOVE