Hey! I've talked it over with umfum, and this is going to be the main theme of this contest:

That's right, it'll be good ol' MikeyG. But with a twist. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to make fun of me. That's right, go on and rip me a new one. This gives everyone a great chance to enter this contest. People who hate me, and people who merely kind of dislike me (as for people who like me, when you register, be sure to put me on your favorites) get to say whatever they want about me.

Not only will it be totally cool, but you might actually get rewarded for it. No holds barred, anything goes. Lighthearted, or just downright mean, as long as its funny it'll fly. And all you milquetoasts out there who like to abstain from poking fun at other people's foibles, just do it anyway. I'm asking you to. Put aside your heart for a minute and just let your humor do the talking. Don't worry about hurt feelings, because I have none to hurt!

No limit on entries, judging will be one week from tomorrow. I may be seriously overestimating how many people have something to say, but if I see that the flow of insults hasn't slowed down by Sunday of next week, I'll extend this contest.

Take your best shot, motherfuckers. I'm ready for you.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

This is the bonus to the CC. Please, please submit entries for both. Now, we haven't worked it out yet, but the winner of the bonus will have some bearing on the outcome of the main and vice versa.

Bonus contest from umfumdisi:

THE UNCONTEST

You think you suck? PROVE IT!

I want to see some BAAAAAAAAAAAAD comics. I don't necessarily mean nasty, perverted, and obscene (although some minds work quite well that way). I mean BAD comics that don't make sense, that have poor setups or punchlines or both, that are too long or short, are funny for all the wrong reasons, or they just suck like wirthling (no offense).

Rules & Rewards:

1) No more than two (2) comics per person! I don't want to read THAT much crap.

2) Old comics are allowed, but new ones are encouraged.

3) Begin the title of your comic with "BONUS 237:" If you are submitting an old comic, let me know that it is for the Uncontest.

4) I will select the best worst comic as the winner. The author of that comic qualifies for a special secret surprise challenge from the Society of Umfumdisic Comics and Knowledge (SUCK).

Judgment will take place near the same time as MikeyG declares for his contest. Here's wishing you bad luck...

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

BONUS 237 by boinky33 3-21-04

Mikey G: The Musical (to the tune of Ta-Ra-Ra-Boom-Dee-Ay) by possums 3-21-04

o/ His name is MikeyG! His name is MikeyG! He has sex with a sheep... and blames it on Meryl Streep. o/ The Hours? More like Hours of Sheep Fucking! o/ New York is mighty gay! And it will stay that way, If Mike won't go away, it will become more gay. o/ Manhattan was an allright movie... FOR FAGS. o/ Type O-oh Negative! More like Type Shmegative! Stupid industrial band, sounds like Mike's anal gland. o/ Hey! Anal gland my ass!

CC 237 by boinky33 3-21-04

MikeyG is a yellow belly motherfucking son of a bitch baby raping nazi piece of shit who fucks his grandma and shits in his mama's mouth! And he smells. GASP! You insensitive bastard! I was only kidding around, but you've crossed the line, mister! I'm so ashamed!

CC 237: My attempt by boinky33 3-21-04

MikeyG, you are a disgusting pig and I would love to see you sodomized with a lead pipe until your anus bleeds a pool of blood! So, how was that? Are you insulted? Actually, I'm kinda turned on. Wanna come back to my place? I'll get the peanut butter.

CC 237: MikeyG - a look behind the scenes by lukket 3-21-04

A comic contest? How sweet. Let me see. I'll post a half assed version first. Then I'll take an obvious in-joke and make an entry with that. What next. I don't know. I'll just make something. Oh. I actually got an original idea. It says only three entries, but what the hell. That was a good one by Kaufman. Maybe I can just make my version of it. Punchlines? Damn. I haven't thought of punchlines and now the contest is over.

I'm so sorry...

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troelsea at gmail dot com

CC 237: I will give MikeyG $10 if I win by boinky33 3-21-04

Hmmm, what should I do for this comic?.... I KNOW! I'll just copy boinky! Har! Har! Har! God, I wish I was a real man.

CC 237: You asked for it by boinky33 3-21-04

Will you go out with me? No! You're hideous! Yes, but what I lack in looks, I succeed in.... Actually, I lack in everything.

CC 237: Why MikeyG sucks by boinky33 3-21-04

1. He still listens to ChumbaWumba. I get knocked down!.... 2. He constantly masturbates to Xena. (cumming) 3. He still lives with his mom. I finished my chores, can I go play now? Sure, honey.

BONUS 237: The Floot of Gloot by possums 3-21-04

Wer did u go. Wer is u bak.1 I am over her. Rawk on.1 O no it is the spac. Word4.

O now I hat u, umfudees, cuz wen I mak a cmoic liek thsi 1 I hav 2 takk liek ths. Thnx 4 notihgn.

CC 237: copy, right? by lukket 3-21-04

Can I get your bone or do I have to play fetch? Last I checked, my bone was up yours. Why are we both being dissed? I think it's because you copy other people's ideas! You copied me! You sat on the copier. What was I to do?

ducks

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troelsea at gmail dot com

An Inside Joke With The Mike of G's by possums 3-21-04

*glorp, glorp*  :)

CC 237 : No Apologies by niteowl 3-21-04

Personally, I think Mel Gibson has his head up his ass. Anyone watching VH1 at all lately must have seen the joke that blonde girl said about how Mel Gibson has finally lost it... ...and by 'it' she means 'The Memo where it says Jews run Hollywood'. That's some funny shit. It may not be completely true, but a lot of Jewish people are prominent filmmakers, etc. in Hollywood. Not only are people FLOCKING to see this movie, but fanatical Christians are weeping and praying and causing huge uproars all over the place. So what do you think of The Passion Of The Christ? I think you talk way too fucking much.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

BONUS 237 : AISAN GRLS TAK OVRE TEH WERLD by niteowl 3-21-04

OMGWTFBBQ U SCUK :| PENIS PENIS PENIS LOL IL RAPP YUO RAPP!!!111!1!!!!!!

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

So?

Damn, every single one of these made me laugh so far, but boinky is totally rockin' you motherfuckers at this point.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

CC 237: spinning redux by Rabid_Weasle 3-21-04

mikeyg is a cunt

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Poop.

Yeh i want a piece of you. Come on you dumb fuck. Ill rip out your liver through your nose and feed it back in through your ass. Fucking cocksucker.

CC237 : The Mikey G guide to Internet Popularity by Kevin_Keegans_Perm 3-21-04

Who the fuck writes this shit? "Kajun Firefly"? Im going to rip him a new ass. Fucking hack. "HOLY SHIT", reading the forums and his feedback, this guy is well known and popular. Time for a quick rethink "Kajun Firefly is a Magnificent Bastard" *phew*, Close one there.

And Ummfidisi , erm , am i supposed to say "Fuck you too", or just post a shitty comic? Fuck it, its done now.

Planetarion Beta Test - The Truth! by Kevin_Keegans_Perm 9-26-01

Pay to Play is coming along nicely IVE DONE IT. I have created the "Perfect" Beta. The roidcaps work , the servers are stable , and the ships are balanced. And its all working Brilliant Oreo. I knew i could leave it in your capable hands. Congratulations Spinner congratulates Oreo Its perfect. We should get results in the next few days , and Pay to Play is right on Schedule. I even left experienced players in charge ... Brilliant .... I anticipate this will be the best thing thats ever happened to planetarion. What could possibly go wrong 24 hours Later . Hello , Spinner? ...Yeh , erm , Pay 2 Play might be delayed a little while. One of the admins replaced all the code with a bucket of dogshit.

Anything i ever did based on planetarion had a really high suck factor.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

CC 237: The MikeyG Song! by ftc 3-21-04

The MikeyG Song.. o/Oh Mr.MikeyG, he makes me wanna pee,im the size of a flee,i wish my name was Lee,or even MikeyG!o/ o/I love to say his name,despite if it is plain,he looks like max pane,no wait im insane\o Its gets worse.... o/i'd like to see MikeyG,and punch him for making me wanna pee... ....I look like tweety\o *Cringe* o/thank you birdie,your nice like MikeyG,god im such a kiss-ass,and i stopped smokin grass,cos MikeyG said so,and i did cos im his HO!\o o/so there's a song about MikeyG,I was blind but now can see,Peace,love,empathy from FTC.o/

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Poo perhaps?

BONUS 237: Jeg sutter for vildt. by lukket 3-21-04

Er det ikke fjollet at lave den på dansk??? Nej. Jeg synes det er fedt på den måde. Nå. Lad os komme i gang. Hvad hedder byen på den østlige side af Lillebæltsbroen? Øhm. Det er Middelfart? Nemlig! Og hvad står der på elevatorer, når de kører? "I fart". Nå ja. Det er da lidt sjovt.

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troelsea at gmail dot com

CCs fucking suck now.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

All the other SC Geezers(TM) should love this.

CC 237: I can't believe no one else did this

MikeyG sucks!

by NeoVid, 3-21-04

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

CC 237: Gee Whiz by kaufman 3-21-04

So you really want me to give you a good rating, MikeyG? I make my ratees earn it. I'll ask two questions. Get one right, and you'll get a "good" rating. Sounds fair to me. Ask away. Okay. What does the "G" in MikeyG stand for? That's a hard one. Better ask me Question two. Here you go. How do you spell the "G" in MikeyG? *sigh* -- just give me the bad rating.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

CC 237: You know you suck when you steal Wirthling's ideas by BigEvilDan 3-21-04

Man, that MikeyG sure sucks. Yeah, look at him with his crazy hair and lack of a body. No, that's Wirthling. Really? Then who's the one that starred in that series of donkey porn videos? We're talking Stripcreator here. You're going to need to be more specific. Wait, Mikey was the one who played the donkey, right?

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

MikeyG's big secret. Take this, you cunt!

CC237: MikeyG Has A Massive Vagina by Ewwwww 3-21-04

I hope I can make it into the door before I.... Wow, your fart just pierced my clitoris.

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"No obscene images." I guess I'll just have to settle for saying cocksucker a lot.