From MikeyG?
Ha ha, just kidding, we luv ya, big guy.
Ha! Unfortunately, it's microscopic when it's erect. It's subatomic when it's flaccid.
Possums, I liked the Gay Cowboys, but it should be Gay Cowboy Physics. And the twin lesbians, well, lesbians will always have a special place in my heart.
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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.