I've been highly obsessed with one-panel comics lately.

After-Sex Chatter: Penguins by possums 3-30-04

You know what I like about you, Carl? That I'm always dressed for the ball?

After-Sex Chatter: Mice by possums 3-30-04

You're hung like a mouse! Your point?

After-Sex Chatter: Hippies by possums 3-30-04

The acid really enhances the experience. Are you kidding me!? It sucks trying to do it while you're surrounded by bats!

After-Sex Chatter: Computers by possums 3-30-04

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After-Sex Chatter: Newscasters by possums 3-30-04

Top story tonight: Bill has a flaccid, microscopic member. Fuck you, Sheila.

[Click to view comic: 'After-Sex Chatter: The Amish']

So wrong... so very very wrong. Especially the amish one.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

You really are getting better all the time, possums. Good show.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

These are good one-panel comics. You should consider drawing them yourself and submitting them to magazines.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I think the penguin one reminds me of a Family Circus strip. It's so... frickin'... cute. It's like,

"Hey mommy! Do you know what's great about penguins?"
"That they're always dressed for the ball?"

AGH!!!

By the way, if you can tell me where "flaccid microscopic member" is from, you get a trophy.

..........................Que?

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There was once a man who said:"nothing is true!". Although later it was found out that he was lying.

So y'all wanna see some more?!

From MikeyG?

Ha ha, just kidding, we luv ya, big guy.

If the ideas haven't run dry. It's been some of your most entertaining stuff.

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After-Sex Chatter: Ghosts by possums 4-02-04

I know he thinks it's a transperancy problem... how am I supposed to tell him that his wang really is 0.0 cm wide and long?

After-Sex Chatter: Gay Cowboys by possums 4-02-04

Well, Cletus, that wang aint' gonna suck itself! What the fuck are you talking about?

After-Sex Chatter: Twin Lesbians by possums 4-02-04

Was that sex or masturbation?

After-Sex Chatter: Donkeys by possums 4-02-04

HOO HAVES THA DOLLA?! NOT I!

I apologize to casual possums fans for that last one. It's really only for hardcore fans, like Mark.

After-Sex Chatter: The Matador's Bitch by possums 4-02-04

How was that?

From MikeyG?

Ha ha, just kidding, we luv ya, big guy.

Ha! Unfortunately, it's microscopic when it's erect. It's subatomic when it's flaccid.

Possums, I liked the Gay Cowboys, but it should be Gay Cowboy Physics. And the twin lesbians, well, lesbians will always have a special place in my heart.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Is it enough to get me on your favorites list?

You're getting there, possumsaurus. Keep up the good work.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

A good idea for a series, and well done.. I particulary like the newcaster one. though for some reason it reminds me of Family Guy

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Maybe the dingo ate your baby!