T.I.T.T.I.E.S. is an acronym for the Truth In Titles in Television, Images, and Entertainment System.

Basically, I came up with this acronym to properly categorize my policy of naming movies based on their content. That, and like Dave Chappelle I love titties.

Now, I'm not talking about restriction at all, but I'd like to see more honesty in movie titles. Like, in the next Julia Roberts movie, the title should be "Sappy Shit Your Girlfriend Will Beg You To See". Or, maybe even more accurately, "The Latest Shit You'll See as a Pretext to Getting Laid". Maybe even "Sappy Shit You've Got to Pay For to Get Some".

My challenge to all non-donors and donors who happen to stumble into this public forum:
Make a comic about a previously-made or upcoming movie where you change the title to something more appropriate for it. Hell, do whatever you want, but help me by coming up with TITTIES comics.

Here's a few:

[Click to view comic: 'TITTIES Primero']
[Click to view comic: 'TITTIES Segundo']

C'mon! I know you've got 'em in you!

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Oh I got a few.

[Click to view comic: 'Charlie Kaufman's "Pretentious For the Fuck of It"']

Just to let you know, Mike, I liked Being John Malkovich. But that's it.

[Click to view comic: '"The Movie Sucked the First Time So Here it Is in Reverse"']

[Click to view comic: '"Arty D.A.R.E. Commercial"']

[Click to view comic: 'TITTIES: Fight Club']

I actually liked the movie. I just thought it made no sense whatsoever.

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Blue is the color of victory.

[Click to view comic: 'T.I.T.T.I.E.S. -- FULL THROTTLE!!!']

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Fight Club is a metaphor for nonconformity.

Oh, I knew what the point of it was. I just didn't think that the actual events that happened in it made any sense.

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Blue is the color of victory.

Eh, well, it's a bit difficult to explain. Um... let's just say that Tyler is the narrator's evil conscience. Sort of like the devil that sits on his shoulder. Basically what it's saying is that it's good to be different from everyone else but it's not good to get caught up in being different to a point where things become totally irrational and dangerous. That's what I got out of it anyway.

If you want to talk about it more, just pm me.

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Eh, well, it's a bit difficult to explain. Um... let's just say that Tyler is the narrator's evil conscience. Sort of like the devil that sits on his shoulder. Basically what it's saying is that it's good to be different from everyone else but it's not good to get caught up in being different to a point where things become totally irrational and dangerous. That's what I got out of it anyway.

If you want to talk about it more, just pm me.

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[Click to view comic: 'I hate teen movies.']

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

[Click to view comic: 'TITTIES**: Open Water']

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

[Click to view comic: 'TITTIES: 8 Mile.']

BUAHAHAHAH.

Man Gabu is dumb.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

[Click to view comic: 'Aliens Versus Predator']

[Click to view comic: 'Why Commercials For Disney Movies Suck']

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

[Click to view comic: 'T.I.T.T.I.E.S.***: Shark Tale']

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.