This contest is all about the default strip. All entries must retain an aspect of the default asiangirl comic you get when you go to make a comic. Specifically, the it must have one of the following:

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[*]The plain white background in all three panels, OR
[*]The two asian girls in all three panels, exactly as they appear in the default comic, OR
[*]Absolutely no dialog or narration.
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Series are allowed, but each comic must comply with the rules. Multiple entries are allowed, but anyone who submits the default comic without any changes will be unable to win, no matter how funny their other entries are. Judging will be on Saturday.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

This stinks, and I know it does.

Looking forward to seeing what the funny people post. Oy.

CC254 Default Deathmarch 1 by lmharmon 8-16-04

Please let me be the leader for awhile. PLEASE let me lead. This is SO boring. I don't mind walking backward for awhile. Over my dead body. done

CC254 Default Deathmarch 2 by lmharmon 8-16-04

So you think you can take me? Blinding Flash of White Light I'll bring you the cash first thing in the morning.

CC 254 : Wow, have i been away so long .... by Kevin_Keegans_Perm 8-17-04

Wow. This bring back memories. Wha? I said this bring back memories. Oh. What did you think i said? I thought you said "Mammaries" , and was going to remind you that youre 8yrs old and have no tits.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

CC 254: The Plain White Background In All Three Panels by biped 8-17-04

"Carol Ann! Go into the light! Mommy's waiting for you in the light!" "NYOOO!!! DYON'T GYO INTAH THAH LAHHHT, CAY-RUL AY-UNNN!!!" I wish they'd make up their motherfucking, cocksucking minds.

CC 254: The Two Asian Girls In All Three Panels by biped 8-17-04

Look -- another fucking asshole is looking at us again. FUCK YOU IN THE ASS, YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE! We just broke the fourth wall -- again. FUCK GASPAR GOMEZ, AND FUCK THE FUCKING DIAZ BROTHERS! FUCK 'EM ALL! I BURY THOSE COCK-A-ROACHES! Fuckity fuck fuck -- non-sequiturs are funny to little Asian girls. Fuck you. SMELL MY SHIT AND THEN EAT IT, MOMMY!

CC 254: Absolutely No Dialogue Or Narration by biped 8-17-04

CC 254: Bonus -- Default Comic With Dialogue by biped 8-17-04

"Sucky-sucky, fie dolla!" "Me ruv you rong time!" Ha-ha...and now that that's out of the way, allow us to introduce ourselves. I'm Goo-Goo. And I'm Ying-Yang! We're the official Stripcreator "default characters!" That's right...we're the ones that you stare at helplessly for hours on end, wracking your brains to try and come up with something funny. And you usually fail miserably, don'tcha, dumbass?

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Are reposts allowed?

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Poop.

CC 254: Untitled by Rabid_Weasle 8-17-04

Hey, how's it going? Bitch.

CC 254: Who Does Your Hair? by Rabid_Weasle 8-17-04

Who does your hair? My mommy! Oh... I'm sorry your mother is mentally retarded.

CC 254: Not Coming Back by Rabid_Weasle 8-17-04

I don't think he's coming back. Yeah, I think you're right. C'mon let's get out of here. Hey! I got that five doll... where'd they go?

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Poop.

Developing in the usual way by newportlocal 6-18-04

touch me... why? I want you to feel my new vagina hair you got vagina hair now? yup. I've been feeling it all morning! now it's my turn. When am I getting my vagina hair?

Developing 2 by newportlocal 6-21-04

mmmmm...thanks for touching my new vagina hair it's so soft, yet strong...it's STROFT! so, when are you gonna get your vagina hair? my mommy says that some girls develop differently, but that sexual activity might just play a part in it... I know what to do, then...... when should I start endressing? I want my vagina hair......

Developing 3 by newportlocal 6-22-04

DO YOU HAVE THAT VAGINA HAIR YET? Yes, I just started sprouting this morning! Wanna touch it? No.....I am having enough fun touching my own. I'm still not used to it yet. At least we both have it, but I hate being a late bloomer. Next we get tits! ....I'm going home to massage my chest....

I think that will do it.........

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Jump already....you said you would......

Untitled by fzh 8-17-04

CC 254 : No Publicity is Brad Publicity by Kevin_Keegans_Perm 8-17-04

Holy shit. Did you know that Biped has given us names now? You know what this means? No longer being called AsianGirl 1 & 2? No shithead, it means we can claim image rights on every piece of merchandise that Brad sells through cafepress. fan-fucking-tastic. Were gonna be rich. And once were rich, nobody will ever make jokes about us again. 6 months later Ok , how much have we made so far ? About fi' dollah ....

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

CC 254 : Equilibrium by niteowl 8-17-04

That's better. No shit. I was starting to get a little woozy from balancing on the wrong foot.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

We now check in with the Chinese Synchronized Diving team by kaufman 8-17-04

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

You magnificent bastard.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

CCwhichever: Lame by maddog00 8-18-04

Finally, we get the respect we deserve. A comic made about us. Do you know how many comics about us there are? Couple thousand. Idiot. Fuck you.

Hmm. by possums 8-17-04

What did the one duck say to the other? Quack?

CC 254: The Loneliest One by kaufman 8-18-04

Oh look, it's so bright! Can we take it home? Please? Are you kidding? That thing will ruin our furniture, eat all our green M&Ms, crap on the carpet, and snore earsplittingly loud, not to mention blind you out of seeing anything else. I guess you're right. Plus, its brilliance makes everything around it look so dingy. Our house would look AWFUL. You're telling me. Ugh, I can't stand looking at it anymore. Let's get out of here. SIGH! Just another day in the life of the unbearable being of lightness.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

CC 254: The Six O'Clock News With Goo-Goo And Ying-Yang by biped 8-18-04

Welcome to the Six O'Clock News. Today's top story -- Oprah Winfrey pee-peed in her panties today and it ran down her legs and into her shoes, and then she sat down and pee-peed some more. It happened live on her top-rated afternoon talk show, where witnesses reported seeing a dark stain in her crotch area, followed by thick dribbly trickles of yellowish pee-pee all down her legs. Winfrey continued to sit in the fetid, foul-smelling pee-pee throughout the remainder of her interview with Julia Roberts, who struggled to choke back wracking waves of stomach-churning nausea. The actress finally began to vomit uncontrollably when Winfrey suddenly pulled her panties down, perched on the back of her chair, and took a huge, steaming doo-doo in full view of the audience. She then hopped down, flung off her shoes, and began to dance around in the horrendous pile of her own doo-doo, screaming "Blah blah blah, I like to dance around in my own smelly doo-doo." Her assistants tried to restrain her, but she began to blast a fresh wave of diarrhetic doo-doo at them straight out of her big, smelly butt. And that's the news for today! Stay tuned for "Seinfeld"!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

CC 254: This Won't End Well by NooniePuuBunny 8-18-04

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

CC I forget: My default by NeoVid 8-20-04

They're still staring at us... Quiet! Act like you don't notice!

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

CC 254: Defaulty by NeoVid 8-20-04

Damn, standing here gets me bored. Don't start. Hey, why did the chicken cross the road? You were telling jokes on his side.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

CC 254: With Three You Get Eggroll by biped 8-22-04

I'm pregnant. Me too! Who knocked your fuckin' ass up? That creepy little "gabe" character from "kofightclub." We had a very eventful evening in the "graveyard1" background. Same here! Only we fucked in the "happyplace" background! I was planning to fuck my way through all the characters -- including the goats and chickens -- but this fucks it up. Me too! Hey, the scientist from "dexx" is giving me an abortion tomorrow, and then we're going to fuck! Let's make it a threesome!

CC 254: Don't Ask, Don't Tell 1 by biped 8-22-04

CC 254: Don't Ask, Don't Tell 2 by biped 8-22-04

CC 254: Helfino by biped 8-22-04

Wow! You do see a heavenly light when you die, just like I always heard! Hey, who's that up ahead? It must be St. Peter! WHA -- YOU!!?? What the hell are you doing here? I live here, silly. Welcome to Hell. But...but... This comic has a "no backgrounds" restriction. But wait'll you see the fourth panel...you'll just shit.