Yes people, it's actually happened. What used to be an illustrious group of talented artists has devolved into a few scattered hacks barely managing to choke up the "Shoobie doos" and the "Bee bop a doo bops" required to make a #145 single by today's watered-down standards.

Kids, pack away your Bobby Lewis albums and sell your vintage "Tooty Fruity" single from the 50s on ebay before the selling price drops to dirt cheap. The party's over.

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It's grime time.

I have to agree.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

Bebop a loolla? But... she's my baby!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Spanks put the ram the in rama-lama-ding-dong.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

Spanks put the ram in the rama-lama-ding-dong.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

But when I do it twice back-to-back I get a bit winded. I'm gettin old I guess.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

I never had a 145 record. I'd have been afraid my turntable would take off and crash through the wall or something.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Biped put the dip in the dip-didip-didip.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

But Rocksteady is alive and kickin'!

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Poop.

For one thing, that's not bebop. That's doo wop.
Be-bop is a style of free-form jazz.

For another, it be-bop-a-Lula.

And thirdly....

Yeah, doo-wop aint much tearing up the charts, now, but those guys standing around on the corner singing back in the day nailed more ass with a decent falsetto that any of you fruit farming, pocket protector-wearing, simpering momos have even SEEN on the internet. Let alone had. And you never WILL if you keep making lame jokes involving mutant cartoon rhinoceri.

Grease. It's what's for dinner.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

And since I can't type for shit, why is it that this is the only php forum on the internet where you can't edit your posts?

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

Because editing posts doesn't keep brad in hookers and coke.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

What about when you Twist again, like we did last summer? You know, like we did last year?

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

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For one thing, that's not bebop. That's doo wop.
Be-bop is a style of free-form jazz.

For another, it be-bop-a-Lula.

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Yeah, doo-wop aint much tearing up the charts, now, but those guys standing around on the corner singing back in the day nailed more ass with a decent falsetto that any of you fruit farming, pocket protector-wearing, simpering momos have even SEEN on the internet. Let alone had. And you never WILL if you keep making lame jokes involving mutant cartoon rhinoceri.

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Heheheheheheheheheheheheh

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

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For one thing, that's not bebop. That's doo wop.
Be-bop is a style of free-form jazz.

For another, it be-bop-a-Lula.

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Bunner and sub-genres sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G...

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A genre for every band, and for every band, a genre.

K-I-S-S this, Pookey.

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You have

no

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idea....

Heheheheheheheheheheheheh

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Doo-wop died in the British Invasion.

Thank you, British Invasion.

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What others say about boorite!

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A genre for every band, and for every band, a genre.

K-I-S-S this, Pookey.

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Absolutely. No one does American pookey like Gene Simmons and Ace Frehley.

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What does that feel like?

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

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For one thing, that's not bebop. That's doo wop.
Be-bop is a style of free-form jazz.

For another, it be-bop-a-Lula.

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Bunner and sub-genres sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G...

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Poor bunner's getting worse. He forgot already.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

We're all forgetting the focus of this! Rocksteady is alive and kicking, he is still the king mutant rhino! All hail Rocksteady, greatest shitty villian ever!

Oh yeah, I saw the new TMNT cartoons. What the FUCK happened? Where are Rocksteady and Bebop? What the fuck is up with Shredder? Where are the goddamn neutrinos? Why is it that in over 10 years, the animation hasn't gotten a damn bit better?

This new show blows. And the turtles weren't originally different shades of green in the cartoon. They just did that in the toys and video games to FUCK with the little kids.

Also, Donatello isn't a nerd anymore. Leonardo isn't as much of an anal prick. Michaelangelo sounds more like a valley girl than a surfer. Raphael isn't a fucking dickhead badass anymore. Splinter is not a sage wise man anymore. April is a right cunt!

FUCK THIS.

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