CNN.com broke a headline saying Kerry called GWB and conceded the election.

Since Bush needs 270 electoral votes to win, and he doesn't get it, the only way for him to win would be for Kerry to concede the election. CNN.com is saying that is exactly what he's done.

Welcome to four more years of lies, death, war, and evil.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

That's it, I'm moving to Canada.

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Ha! And I just wrote this independently.

Why you may have a longer wait at the doctor's this week by kaufman 11-03-04

Come on, Doc, give me the blood test. I'm sure I'm Canadian!

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Haw.

Sadly I tested negative for Stanley Cup Fever and the doc said he couldn't find the characteristic extra "A" at the end of my DNA "sentences".

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I know what you mean.
When are they going to finally cancel 7th Heaven?

What happened to the younger voter turnout?? by mmyers 11-03-04

We're totally gonna vote this election, dude! We're gonna, like, fucking take the power back from Dubya, dude! Fuckin' A right, man. No blood for oil and shit! Like fuckin' Dave Matthews said! Mr President, we have early reports that a record number of new voters are going to turn out to vote against you. I guess we're gonna have to release it early, then. You have MY authorization. Holy shiiiitttttt, dude! Is that the new Grand Theft Auto? Fuck yeah, man! They released it early. Fuck man, I'm staying up all night to beat this shit. Wait...weren't we supposed to be doing something right now?

Here's what I don't get: If 51% of the US voted for the guy, then that means half the people posting here voted for the guy, excluding Boink (Canadian), Jes (Londoner), and Andy Dougan (ward of the state). So Mikey and Kaufman, one of you has betrayed me this night. Who was it?

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Vote Jeb Bush 2008

I voted for Betty Humpter.

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I has a flavor!

Don't blame me. I voted in Maryland.

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Doesn't matter who anyone here voted for unless they lived in a "swing state," honestly.

I could have voted KajunFirefly for president for all the good it would have done.

I thought Kerry would win, but as close as this election was I'm not surprised Bush won. What surprised me was how much he won by. Hopefully Bush learned from his mistakes in his first term and doesn't repeat them.

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Yeah, right, M3t4. And Dick Cheney just farted a bouquet of posies.

Don't blame me, mmyers. I voted in Connecticut.

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ELECTION by maxwell2005 11-03-04

BUSH WON!!! F**K!!!!!!! NOW I WONT EVEN GET ANY MORE $$$ IN MY POCKET!!! F**K!!! WHY DIDN'T KERRY WIN??? THIS WHOLE VOTE THING WAS PURE BULLS**T!!!!!!!!!!!!

ELECTION PART 2 by maxwell2005 11-03-04

HOW COME KERRY DIDN'T WIN?? WHAT, WAS IT BECASE HE HAS ""LESS"" VOTES THEN BUSH?? WAY TO GO ASSHOLES!!! NOW YOU SEE HIM FOR WHAT HE TRULUY IS...AN ASSHOLE WHO WON'T GRANT YOU WHAT YOU WANT!!! YEAH, YOU PINHEADS VOTED FOR BUSH, NOW LOOK... MORE TAXES, MORE TAX CUTS, NO MEDICAL SHIT, THIS WOULD HAS GONE INTO CRAP!!! HOPE YOU GOT YOUR VOTES WORTH YOU PIN HEADS!!!!

Recently banned, JDPLVY has returned in a much more subtle form (hopefully being smart enough to stay away from the forums now).

The strips above show how one slightly deranged, confused and yet somehow savvy New Yorker weighed in on the subject of the elections...

Posted fresh from the front page.

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I wonder what they smell like...

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

(laughing at you)

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I'm sorry, you want Breaking Wind News... two topics down on your right.

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From http://www.electoral-vote.com/

Tip of the iceberg. 4 more years of a stolen presidency here we come.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

quote:

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Haw.

Sadly I tested negative for Stanley Cup Fever

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Awwww. Bunny!

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Yes! Bunnies will prove to be the unifying force in American politics!

Four more ears!

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Choice of a News Generation 5 - Election by MikeyG 11-03-04

This Just In: John Kerry calls Bush to concede election! More on that when information arrives. This Just In: Kerry makes concession speech, declaring Bush the final presidential winner. We're calling this election for Bush. This Just In: Secure in his position as President for another 4 years, Bush has just shed his human guise and is now flying around Washington shitting fire in his demon form. We are so owned.

Choice of a News Generation 6 - Election Aftermath by MikeyG 11-04-04

This Just In: The Bush Administration, in their first move as the returning administration, moved to pass a bill legalizing Cloning. Dick Cheney is said to be authoring the bill. This Just In: Cloning Bill passed, Democrats call it "a desperate bid to silence the scientific community, making this administration more palatable." Perhaps the Bush Admin is hoping to garner more complacency. This Just In: Sources reveal that clones of Cheney are already being produced, in hopes of keeping Cheney in hearts 'til election year 2008. Owned again.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.