CNN.com broke a headline saying Kerry called GWB and conceded the election.

Since Bush needs 270 electoral votes to win, and he doesn't get it, the only way for him to win would be for Kerry to concede the election. CNN.com is saying that is exactly what he's done.

Welcome to four more years of lies, death, war, and evil.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

That's it, I'm moving to Canada.

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Ha! And I just wrote this independently.

[Click to view comic: 'Why you may have a longer wait at the doctor's this week']

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Haw.

Sadly I tested negative for Stanley Cup Fever and the doc said he couldn't find the characteristic extra "A" at the end of my DNA "sentences".

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I know what you mean.
When are they going to finally cancel 7th Heaven?

[Click to view comic: 'What happened to the younger voter turnout??']
Here's what I don't get: If 51% of the US voted for the guy, then that means half the people posting here voted for the guy, excluding Boink (Canadian), Jes (Londoner), and Andy Dougan (ward of the state). So Mikey and Kaufman, one of you has betrayed me this night. Who was it?

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

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Vote Jeb Bush 2008

I voted for Betty Humpter.

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I has a flavor!

Don't blame me. I voted in Maryland.

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Doesn't matter who anyone here voted for unless they lived in a "swing state," honestly.

I could have voted KajunFirefly for president for all the good it would have done.

I thought Kerry would win, but as close as this election was I'm not surprised Bush won. What surprised me was how much he won by. Hopefully Bush learned from his mistakes in his first term and doesn't repeat them.

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Get Your War On

Yeah, right, M3t4. And Dick Cheney just farted a bouquet of posies.

Don't blame me, mmyers. I voted in Connecticut.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

[Click to view comic: 'ELECTION']

[Click to view comic: 'ELECTION PART 2']

Recently banned, JDPLVY has returned in a much more subtle form (hopefully being smart enough to stay away from the forums now).

The strips above show how one slightly deranged, confused and yet somehow savvy New Yorker weighed in on the subject of the elections...

Posted fresh from the front page.

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"I intend to live forever -- so far, so good."

I wonder what they smell like...

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Get Your War On

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

(laughing at you)

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Batman created by Bob Kane

I'm sorry, you want Breaking Wind News... two topics down on your right.

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From http://www.electoral-vote.com/

Tip of the iceberg. 4 more years of a stolen presidency here we come.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

quote:

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Haw.

Sadly I tested negative for Stanley Cup Fever

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Awwww. Bunny!

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Get Your War On

Yes! Bunnies will prove to be the unifying force in American politics!

Four more ears!

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[Click to view comic: 'Choice of a News Generation 5 - Election']
[Click to view comic: 'Choice of a News Generation 6 - Election Aftermath']

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.