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| My mother says that girls are the devil. They're scheming little tarts looking to suck the life-force out of helpless young men and enslave them to their secret genetic agendas of galatic dominion. | |
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[Click to view comic: 'Career Counselling for Galactic Overlords 1']
I consider these a bit ascerbic:
[Click to view comic: 'My birthday, your birthday, every birthday']
[Click to view comic: 'Global plans, local actions']
[Click to view comic: 'How To Honeymoon On Five Dollars A Day']
[Click to view comic: ''There's No Accounting For Taste'']
And these are just weird:
[Click to view comic: 'A jug of wine, a loaf of bread, and...']
[Click to view comic: 'What if Christ met DSM-IV criteria for bipolar disorder?']
[Click to view comic: 'Some people would kill to be in this place']
The rest are middling efforts.
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