This Cup will be brought to you by the people at Amalgaconsolicombinabuncha Globoproduservitechnoindustriesâ„¢, Where we may or may not do things that you probably don't want to know aboutâ„¢.

Here are the basic rules again:[list]
[*]I am the law, I can vote, I can delete posts and I can pretty much just make up the rules as I go along. If I decide to bring back an ejected player then so be it.
[*]You will have 48 hours to submit a comic when I decide your match has started, if you will be away and your match is coming up, tell me and I'll postpone it, or if you're struggling for a couple of hours a PM would be nice, just to know you're still alive. (I however am allowed to go away for months at a time without telling anyone)
[*]VOTE! All previous Comic Cup XII contestants are elligible to vote. If you're away, fair enough, but don't waste your vote (or do that gay abstaining thing, conscientious objectors will be shot) even if someone is winning by 18 votes to 0.[/list]

Amalgaconsolicombinabuncha Globoproduservitechnoindustriesâ„¢, Where we may or may not do things that you probably don't want to know aboutâ„¢, has authorized me to handle this however I want. So listen up, you cunts.

Still left to battle are former tag-team champions andydougan and BigEvilDan, who will be assigned a proper match after we deal with the matter of Spankling vs. mmyers.

I'm not satisfied with the last battle, as it fucked off pretty comprehensively. We're going to start from fuck you dougan.

So, mmyers and Spankling, you two have to do battle once more, and you can both eat a fat fuck if you don't like it. Kajun may not be here in whatever the fuck it is he's here in, but he's definitely here in spirit. So here's your match:

[u]Words Are Useless Match[/u]
mmyers Vs Spankling

[list][*]Standard cup match, one winner.
[*]Your job is to make three comics that have no dialogue, just a title. It's been done before in two CCs, but I'm bringing it back.
[*]Everyone will vote on whichever stripper they think has the best set of 'silent' comics.
[*]Make them funny, or I'll come to your house, get piss drunk like a kilted Scotsman, and teabag your grandparents.[/list]

Get moving, you mincing twats!

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Aren't I still in here somewhere?

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Poop.

I'll tell granny to keep her teeth out this time.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

May be too scatological for some...
[Click to view comic: 'CC whoot']
[Click to view comic: 'CC whoot 2']
[Click to view comic: 'CC whoot pi-toot']

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

You're in the fourth round, Sex Machine. Settle down before I have to hose you off.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

oooh, ooooh, hose me off too! i'm still in it, too!

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i want to piss on you

[Click to view comic: 'The short life of "Guy with no powers" man']
[Click to view comic: 'My 11th grade breakup (done through interpretative dance)']
[Click to view comic: '"Sorry, but you must have accidently dialed 9-1-1-1."']

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

mmmmm that's good myers!

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Poop.

I shall celebrate the resurrection of this cup with a vote for mmyers

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

spankling

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Batman created by Bob Kane

I'm going to pretend to be above poop jokes and vote for mmyers

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AFROMANS MOVE

His baloney has a first name, but I'm voting for him anyway.

mmyers

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This is not my empire.

mmyears

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

I admire Spankling's bold portrayal of degradation and his ability to stretch a poop joke out over three comics, but I subtracted points for using punctuation marks.

"9-1-1-1" was the only mmyers comic that really amused me. The other two were okay.

I believe I'll have a Spankling--hold the sauce.

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

"9-1-1-1" is a classic. mmyers please.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Self promotional to the end, I vote for -

[Click to view comic: 'Spankling the Unauthorised Biography']

I may have found mmyers comics funnier but it really is his own fault that I have not written a comic about him yet.

9111 I laughed at but I don't know why. What's the Christmas connection with 9111?

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

These ers are yyourers, these ers are mmyers.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

I'm thankling Spankling, for sticking to his bit.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

I'll give the stragglers one more day to vote. Get busy, you shits.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

I'm torn.

with a- m to tha m to the yers!
fuck ya up with a pair of ppliers.

..

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Poop.

mmyers

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

spanklings was hilarious, but the scope of mmyers' repertoire did it for me.

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i want to piss on you

Spanky

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.