Finally using their heads by kaufman 2-14-05

We interrupt this program to bring you breaking news. The National Hockey League lockout has been settled. For months the owners had insisted on the imposition of a salary cap, and the players had steadfastly refused. The impasse was broken early this morning, when representatives of the owners offered the players a salary toque instead.

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I wasn't going to post this, but the topic fits the strip.

Happy Singles Awareness Day by choadwarrior 2-14-05

Tonight: When Harry Met Sally, followed by Sleepless In S-- **CLICK** Next up: Love is in the Air on-- **CLICK** Christ, isn't there anything on tonight? Don't miss our very special Valentine's episode of **CLICK** This is horrible! ...And now...The St. Valentine's Day Masacre. Ah...History Channel, you'll never cheat on me, will you?

PBS is playing a documentary on the wives of Henry VIII.

St. Valentines Day Massacre? by niteowl 2-15-05

What I saw on this morning's news here in MN: "...a press conference is scheduled for today..." What the fuck is this? They're showing Dallas Stars highlights. Oh sure, just twist that knife a little bit more. Bastards. "...where Gary Bettman is expected to cancel the NHL season." My upcoming plans: Log cabin, manifesto, lots of automatic weapons.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

Dallas Stars...pshaw. They were only "stars" when they were the North Stars. Friggin' sellouts.

PS:

I hear Lake of the Woods is nice this time of year...

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

Damn straight...Fuck the Dallas Stars. Fuck Norm Green too.

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PS:

I hear Lake of the Woods is nice this time of year...

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