Example:

- by dcomposed 1-25-05

Why doesn't little_kitty ever eat at McDonalds? They have a no shirt no service policy.

(they don't have to be about sc users)

Six days remain.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

CC #276: That's Nice by possums 2-18-05

Why is the sky blue? It isn't blue, it's green, and we're all just colorblind. Thanks for clearing that up. Any time, ya lousy piece of shit cripple.

CC 276: Great with Cheese. by 80_Million_Fleas 2-18-05

You know how women are like wine? Not really. How are women like wine? You need to lock them in a dark cellar until they're old enough to enjoy! ...

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Shame on Us for All We Have Done. May God Have Mercy on Our Dirty Little Hearts.

CC 276: Overheard at the Mimes' Convention by kaufman 2-18-05

?     !

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

CC 276: Q&A hole by NeoVid 2-18-05

On a scale of 1 to 10, how much do you hate NeoVid? Can't answer if it only goes up to 10.

OK, there's not actually an answer, but it's still a funny comic in the Q&A format, right?

Right?

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

CC 276: Sky Diving by IHMAWTD 2-18-05

Why don't blind people like you ever sky dive, Murray? 'Cause it scares the dog.

CC 276: Eggs-cellent 1 by biped 2-18-05

Mmm! Waitress, what's this delicious white, frosty substance on my dessert? Oh, dat's jes "man-eggs." When de cook pulled out, it went all ova de place.

CC 276: Eggs-cellent 2 by biped 2-18-05

*gag* Where...where's the restroom? You sittin' right next to it. De manager don't like you. Damn, dude! I never saw anybody throw up that much! What'd you eat, anyway? Cook...he...D'OH! Er...cookie dough. You realize I'm suing the dog shit out of this restaurant, don't you? Dat's aight -- I's jes fillin' in anyway. De regular waitress is in de hospital 'cause she accidentally ate here.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

271352[/comic]]

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The only way to discover the limits of possible is to go beyond them into the impossible. Arthur C. Clarke

Q & A with a Q by BigFrank105 2-19-05

Why did you have sex with my mom last night? Why were you videotaping it?

CC276: Pissed Off by fuzzyman 2-19-05

You know what song Rod Stewart sings when he takes a leak? "Urine My Heart, Urine My Soul."

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

CC276: Might As Well Blaspheme While I'm At It by fuzzyman 2-19-05

Why did the chicken cross the road? The correct question is, "Why did the chicken CRUCIFIX the road?" Fine, have it your way. Why did the chicken CRUCIFIX the road? I don't know, but that roadkill was Jesus Lickin' Good!

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Cops by niteowl 2-20-05

Why do you like the show "Cops" so much? 'Cause it's so true to life! Best part is seein' your relatives and neighbors on TV. Like my brother Jed. He got so dern famous 'round the trailer park, he couldn't beat them women offa him with a stick, although he shore tried.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

Gmail by niteowl 2-20-05

So what did you have to do to get your Gmail account? I disowned my family, sold my soul to the devil, cut off one of my pinky toes with a meat cleaver, gave 15 blowjobs in one night... ...drank gasoline with a motor oil chaser, chewed on tinfoil for 5 hours, was tied naked to a tree, cut my own penis off...oh, and I paid $60 for it on eBay. Did you know that Hotmail, Yahoo and other web services have free email? Not to mention most webhosting comes with POP3 email accounts. But they aren't Gmail accounts, now are they?

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

Racism by niteowl 2-20-05

Do you think racism towards African-Americans is still prevalent in today's society? No, not at all. Why? Because every muthafuckin' cracka in 'dis country thinks he's black now.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

- by dcomposed 1-30-05

What's the difference between JesusSandwich and herpes? Herpes is a viral disease.

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

CC 276: Trolling for Answers by kaufman 2-21-05

how the hell do you get two panels in a comic? Just throw in some Purina Panel Chow. Most likely, you'll have a half dozen in there before long.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

CC 276: Snoop Dogg in his Later Years by BigFrank105 2-21-05

What's my name? WHAT'S MY MOTHERFUCKING NAME? No seriously, what's my name. I can't remember a dern thing! Did you just shit yourself?

CC 276: !!!!!!!!!! by BigFrank105 2-22-05

Are you gay? I think last night's fiasco was proof enough for you. Oh.

CC 276 : Pot Shot by PhreakyChinchilla 2-22-05

Why does CHUBBY make so many freaking comics??? I give up. Why? I don't know! I was hoping you did. Sorry. I can guarantee you no one reads them anyway. He sucks.

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

CC 276: Knock Knock by kaufman 2-22-05

Who's there? Cattle. Cattle who? Close enough.

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CC 276 by CHUBBY 2-22-05

What do you call Ann Coulter with a penis? Ann Coulter.

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"We're fighting for this woman's honor, which is probably more than she ever did." Groucho Marx

joke by MikeyG 3-30-04

Did you hear about the contractor who got thrown in prison? He was convicted of holding illegal caulkfights.

Sarah McLachlin Eat Your Heart Out by MikeyG 6-07-04

What do you call a sanitary napkin marketed for a women's music festival? Lilith Pads.

Bad Taste Joke by MikeyG 7-29-04

Princess Di will be remembered differently from now on. Princess Died.

Marlon Brando joke by MikeyG 10-13-04

Did you hear Disney has optioned the rights to do an animated biography of Marlon Brando's life? They're calling it "A Slug's Life".

Christmas Joke by MikeyG 12-20-04

What's red, white, and fat, has a bushy beard, and drops presents on kids everywhere? What? My dick.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

CC 276 by MikeyG 2-23-05

What's the one place dcomposed refuses to put his dick in? His pants.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

G.G. Allin by possums 2-23-05

What's so great about G.G. Allin? Now you're supposed to say, "I dunno, Ming, what IS so great about G.G. Allin?"

CC 276: CHUBBY Checker by DrPedantic 2-24-05

What do you call Ann Coulter with a penis? Not "an", "a". You use "a" before a word beginning with a consonant sound. Ah. What do you call a coulter with a penis? Oooh, that's a hard one. =

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Get it right!