Lets face it, we're all going to Hell, so lets go out with a bang. I want you to send up religion. Be as blasphemous, rude, mocking, offensive, cynical about any religion or related beliefs as you please. If we don’t get at least one fatwa out of this I’ll be disappointed. No holds barred humour. Nothing is sacred so please do go for the jugular on this one. And may the lord have mercy on your soul!

Judging next Friday

Obviously usual rules about bringing teh funny apply.

Be creative. New comics please (ironic since I won the last competition on a rehash)

CC278: Jesus Tells All by UnknownEric 3-11-05

Jesus, is it true that you died on the cross for our sins? Well, yes and no. Yes and no? I mean, "your sins" was the PR-approved reason, but really... Do you have any idea how much pussy you get after you come back from the DEAD?

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I has a flavor!

One more for the hell of it...

CC278: Fish During Lent by UnknownEric 3-11-05

Thank God it's not Friday!

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I has a flavor!

CC 278: I once was lost... by MikeyG 3-11-05

Hey, did you hear what happened? No, what? Steve found Jesus! Finally! I know, it was about time! Yeah, maybe he'll start putting a leash on that little motherfucker now.

CC 278: Playing God by MikeyG 3-11-05

Oh faithful servant, you must fight Western Oppression with force. I hear and obey, Allah. Howdy, Hoss. Them thar Ay-rabs hate yer freedom. Blow 'em all to hell! Yeeeeeeee HAW, God! Thank ya Jesus! Man, I love this stuff.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Leave the Gun, Take the Cannolis by niteowl 3-12-05

God, why did Lenny Bruce and Bill Hicks die so young? Because they were blasphemous and dirty. They made fun of religion, so we had them killed. So you're kinda like the mafia, right? More or less. I gotta run, Susie. We've got a bunch of Stripcreator users on our list who'll be sleeping with the fishes soon.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

Baby and Santa on Christmasâ„¢ by flipynif1 3-12-05

WOW LOOK AT ALL THESE PRESENT SANTA™ I LOVE CHRISTMAS™!! HO HO HO Well Christmas­™ isn't just about presents..let me tell you a story HO HO HO Here we go again...fuck, this years haul better be worth listening to this bullshit. A long time ago, born on this fine day was a hero of heros..... Yeah yeah yeah I know Jesus™ was born so he would die for our sins....bling blong Who? No I was reffering to Rhudolph™...without him I wouldn't have been able to do your mom...I mean bring presents tonight, HO HO HO, HO BABY!

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Here is go, not feeling very blasfemous today, i spend too much time doing that all week.

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I dumb :D

Backwards Blueprints by flipynif1 3-12-05

*BWANG BWANG BWANG* No you idiot not like that, Jesus Christâ„¢! *BWANG BWAN BWANG* Well you show me a better way! *BWANG BWANG BWANG* See it shows right on the plans here....aw fuckit...i'll just show you See, just like that!

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Round 2...PING!

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I dumb :D

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Ok that's enough for now

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I dumb :D

Funny, I was working on this just before the CC came up...

Omnipresent Jesus Coagulation by possums 3-12-05

JESUS IS BUT A CHRIST - CORINTHIANS, 44:12 That's 100% correct! Who said that?! It was me, sweetie! Jesus, you ham!  :D

Jesus and Satan by flipynif1 3-12-05

Hey Jesusâ„¢ if you had a stick and i jumped on your back would you beat me off? Yes, yes I would HAHA, You said you'd beat me off HAHA!! I stand by my answer. Well what are you waiting for?

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me=unfunny

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I dumb :D

CC278: Religion is for the weak of mind and soul by quodlibet 3-13-05

I believe, therefore I exist. I'm an atheist. Oh fuck.

CC278: Cardinal sins by quodlibet 3-13-05

God says, give unto others as you wish others to give unto you. I'm an ape, Jesus. Darwin's my man and evolution's my Bible. Just one bite of your banana. I'm so hungry. Hungry enough to say, 'I'm your Daddy?' No. Just give me the banana! Survival of the fittest.

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If you can't beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing.

This comic is not eligible,

Jesus Strikes Out by umfumdisi 12-25-04

Say, baby, your sins or mine?

but this one is!

Davey Finds Jesus by umfumdisi 3-14-05

Let me get this straight...you used to roll with a crew of twelve; they had your back, and you had theirs? In a manner of speaking, yes. And you're even more popular dead than you were alive? Again, yes. And your name's not Tupac?

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

Hum, if i could...

Its the Unreal Thing - Great Moments in Biblical History IV by Melkor 3-19-04

Cross channeling...a lot like crossed telephone lines, only worse. Ei Jesus, listen, i was wondering... Be silent Demon. You try to trick me, but the Lord my God promised me that my people would be as numerous as the stars! Wha...? Go my dove, and brings us some sign of land! Uh, Jesus, I think you're channeling wrong prophet's again. Oh, Pharaoh, Let my people go!

But since i cant...

What about poking fun at human nature through religion?

CC 278 - The second coming. by Melkor 3-14-05

The XXXI Century. Mankind as evolved beyond it's primitive fears and instincts. By the Moons of Pluto! I no longer have the need for cornholing you! And i no longer have the need to check my e-mail every 5 minutes! Jesus returns to a more compassionate society. Yeah Dad, i think they are really ready for brotherly love and world peace , now. Hum...you said the same thing in the 1960's, Jesus. The result? Crap.

CC 278 - That seems logical, yeah... by Melkor 3-14-05

Judeia, 33 A.D. Ei! Did you hear about that Jesus guy? He keeps saying that the meek shall inherit the Earth. Shit! Is he high? Nah! He claims to be the son of God! He just keeps mumbling about "what if all of us just could get along with each other and see things by the other guy point of view" and shit. What? No Fucking Way! He's a fucking menace! LETS FUCKING CRUCIFY THE GUY! YEAH!!

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There was once a man who said:"nothing is true!". Although later it was found out that he was lying.

CC 278: Two Tickets to Parodies by kaufman 3-14-05

You know how you always said, let he who is without sin cast the first stone? Uh huh? Well, Christ, I did, and I busted your front window. YOU WHAT? You look distressed. Is there anything I can get for you? -PANE-

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CC 278/396: Devilish by NeoVid 3-14-05

I've never seen a good reason to be an atheist. After all, what are you losing by believing you're going to heaven after you die? Wow, believing that really got me here. Not exactly. We just brought you here to show you what happens to smartasses who try to break the system. Saint Guido, get the lead pipes.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

Guilt by Association by choadwarrior 3-14-05

You know son, you're a real disappointment. You're so Me-damn lazy. What have you ever done to earn your place in Eternity? I died for the sins of all humanity. Ooooh, and how long did that last? Three days?

Ach! Crivens!

CC 278 - Mario Magdalene by Melkor 3-15-05

So like, Jesus, next Sunday...Wanna go to my house and makeout?

CC 278 - Metaphorically Incorrect by Melkor 3-15-05

Ei Father! You know that bit in the Last Comunion, where Jesus says "This bread is my flesh, eat it"...? yes, my son? So, im wondering...who got Jesus ass? Judas.

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There was once a man who said:"nothing is true!". Although later it was found out that he was lying.

Frond Sunday by MikeyG 3-15-05

Okay, thanks for explaining. Are you SURE you understand Palm Sunday now? Hi, boys! My name is Sunday! I'd like to go with a more liberal interpretation... Don't even think about it.

Best Way to Get Rid of Jehovah's Witnesses by MikeyG 3-15-05

Hello in there! I'm a Jehovah's Witness and I wanted to leave you some pamphlets! Da boss sed don't leave no witnesses.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

For some reason all my comics got killed and the links are dead....i am far to lazy to fix them so here is the most recent contribution of mine...

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Neato

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CC278 by graykane 3-15-05

Did I ever tell you about the Jewish carpenter? No, and I love Jew jokes. They're not very handy people, so what happened? Help.

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i want to piss on you

Ha! That one'll be hard to beat.

CC 278: Rah by Scyess 3-15-05

Gimme a "T!" "T!" Gimme an "E!" Uh... "T!" I'm sorry, Jesus. I just don't think you have what it takes to make the cheerleading team. Oh, yeah? Well... your team name needs more Ts!

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"Old" is the old new.

Ah-hahahahahahaha!

Awesome, well done, Choady.

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Dad was flammable

CC278: UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH? by JESUSSANDWICH 3-16-05

Say what do you think of the Holocaust? It was terrible all the Jews and poles and gypsy's were killed. And now we have the jews using that as an excuse for being cheap and greedy for the next eon.

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE