Well...thats it.
But I like Charlie Chaplin because he never jumped on Oprah's couch or killed 350 baby kittens...

-Chaplin-

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"I'm a firm believer in the philosophy of a ruling class. Espcially since I rule." -Randel,Clerks

I like Charlie Chaplin because he was the name in classic silent cinematography and producer/director/star of one of the greatest satires of all time, The Great Dictator. Although he probably would have jumped on Oprah's couch if he were alive to do so.

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If you do just one thing in life, then you need to get out more and expand your horizons. Honestly, that one thing can't possibly take-up all your time.

What is it with you and killing kittens?

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Tom Cruise has some issues so sho. But reading comics here i think the peeps would do more than freak out and jump on a couch

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I dumb :D

"Collateral" gave me a new respect for Tom Cruise which has yet to be dissipated by his current goofiness.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

I love that one.

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I dumb :D

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He WAS good in War of the Worlds...Except the ending

-Chaplin-

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"I'm a firm believer in the philosophy of a ruling class. Espcially since I rule." -Randel,Clerks

wil wheaton at slashdot on tom cruise:
Okay, have I managed to come off like a total elitist film snob yet? On the off chance that I haven't, I'd like to once again observe that Tom Cruise is one of the most over-rated, worst actors in history, and Michael Bay should not be allowed near a film set for the rest of his life. Or at least the rest of mine. Jon Favreau is a fantastic actor who should write and direct more, Lorne Michaels should stop trying to turn unfunny three minute sketches into unfunny 90 minute movies, and where, for the love of god, is my generation's Steve McQueen?!

Hrm. Looks like I crossed the line from elitist film snob to never working in this town again.
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How long has Tom Cruise been a lord of the Sith? I thought he was into that scientology hokem..

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"You grew up like brothers, and your teachers must have told you that North and South must not fight!

Scientology, The Force... They're both just hokey religions.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Bunnies are fluffy just like chinease people and thats what makes the world go round.

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"I'm a firm believer in the philosophy of a ruling class. Espcially since I rule." -Randel,Clerks

Don't forget Christianity!

JUST KIDDING.

Maybe.

They have a religon for Jesus??
When did that happen?
What did he ever do. The Jerk owes me 10 bucks.

Also I still don't know what the F*** Sceintology is.

Also the Force is Real it happened in MallRats!!

-Chaplin-

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"I'm a firm believer in the philosophy of a ruling class. Espcially since I rule." -Randel,Clerks

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They have a religon for Jesus??
When did that happen?
What did he ever do. The Jerk owes me 10 bucks.

Also I still don't know what the F*** Sceintology is.

Also the Force is Real it happened in MallRats!!

-Chaplin-

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Read Dianetics by L. Ron Hubbard. I have no idea why I remember this but I used to see this commercial over and over when I was a little kid. It has placed some sort mind-altering link between a few synapses in my brain. *BUUZZ* *AAAHHH* I must go now. I give all *BBUUZZ* my *EEEKK* comics to

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