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I dumb :D

um, waiter. theres a blue hair on my spicy meatball.

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obscenity filter is off

The tiny orange Goblin prepared itself to pee down the humans nose

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The following statement its true. The previous statement is false

That's hot.

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

I see two spicier baps I'd rather...

Ah, leave it.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Who ordered the chicken on blue noodles, 5 star?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Venus de Marlboro

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Touched by his noodly appendage. Ramen.

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woof

blowjob breath

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what if nigger meant kite

And Peter Milligan continues to write Lorna Dane as crazier and crazier...

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I has a flavor!

I wouldn't kick her out of bed

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You might if she set your pubes on fire.

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

You might if she set your pubes on fire.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

I never kick her out of bed, unless she's cooking dinner

lol

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I dumb :D

i really want to fuck that chick. i have penicillin

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Spinal Tap loses a backup singer

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

bitcheswhoeatfire.com

Their Slogan: "When you get tired of just seeing titties and ass, and fucking and things normal people get off on, come to our site, you fucking freak"

When you're Bill Gates, you don't use a fucking Bic.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

him: "Yeah, I cum kerosene... should I see a doctor?"

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Say something cryptic then leave snickering.

It became immediately clear to Satan that this whore's not a swallower