"Heheheh. Hey cheer up, you lost that arm fighting for freedom and what not. hehehehe. hey, your doing a helleva job. a helluva job"

I've found it! The pirate treasure of Strip Cove! The red X marks the spot!

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Arr!

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

howz about now?

"Juz smile fur the camera, boy, and ya'll git yerself a nice hooker to scratch them balls fur ya."

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"If it's any consolation, those WMD are just days away from being found"

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Poo perhaps?

"Keep smiling if you want those Veteran's benefits to continue..."

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

(Ripped off from above and slightly modified.)

"Good news! No WMDs yet, but we found your arm!"

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"Have you heard the Good News about the Second Amendment?

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"hehehehe..that war was all for dick cheneys company's profits...hehehe...hey, don't get mad, what are you going to do, kick me? hehehehe."

"I'm very sorry to hear that you landed on a grenade out in the field, but there is some good news. I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico."

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This is not my empire.

"You were awesome in Def Leppard."

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I has a flavor!

"Simon says, Hands on hips! Oops, sorry. I Win!"

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

quote:

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"You were awesome in Def Leppard."
"Simon says, Hands on hips! Oops, sorry. I Win!"

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"You've got no arms left!"

"Yes I have!"

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

flickguys is still making me laugh. That is both terrible and funny at the same time.

GW: Hey there, i'll tell ya a joke to cheer ya'll up, where do you keep your handies? Why, at the end or your armies silly! oh wait..

Now watch this drive...

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The following statement its true. The previous statement is false

"C'mon, smile! You think that's bad, my daughter Jenna had a piercing get infected once. They had to take out the piercing and everything. It was the saddest day of my life."

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.