We're going to have 4 contests about the work place. The first contest is called General Hospital

Nurse Goodbody Gets Wise by Spankling 12-14-05

Okay nurse, who's next? Who's next? You ass-hump me by the water cooler and then smile and ask who's next?!? uh... that was just a rectal exam! Yes... I thought I detected... uh... Oh, save it for the HMO paperwork, Dr. Pork-fingers! So I guess checking your tonsils with Mr. Tongue Depresser later is... ...going to cost you, sir. I'm not falling for that one again.

I wanna see Nurse/Doctor jokes. Use 3 panel format. The contestants are: crabby ss KajunFirefly

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Under ancient Triad laws, crabby and I are forbidden to meet each other in combat.

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Dad was flammable

Its true. When you sign an oath in e-blood you have to stand by it.

The oath is invalid, as I can prove Kajun was intoxicated whilst signing said oath*.

*Actually , I can prove Kajun is intoxicated for 23 hours , 59 minutes per day, as everyone is entitled to "A moment of Clarity".

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

Writing your name in the snow is not signing an oath!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

i didn't want to go up against HC either but i did. you know why?

Because THIS is the life we have chosen!

/Godfather 2

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what if nigger meant kite

quote:

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i didn't want to go up against HC either but i did. you know why?

Because THIS is the life we have chosen!

/Godfather 2

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I vote for spankling.

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

Don't make me win this again. K-fly said he would get to something soon. crabby?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

I vote for Spankling to get on with the disqualifications.

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"Eat a fucking cock." - attitudechicka

Since crabby and KajunFirefly cannot meet each other in ULTUMATE COMBATU!!! I, their collective conscience, has decided to make one comic to represent each COMBATANTU!!!

Please vote 1 or 2 for the LOSER and WINNERU!!!

Have a skabby Christmas, and God bless us, every one.

Comic Cup XIII: Entry 1 by Skabby_Firefly 12-19-05

I know its short notice doctor, but I've been experiencing some discomfort. Do you think you could take a look? That won't be a problem. Why don't you follow me into my office nurse Beefcurtains and we can see what the problem appears to be. So what do you think it is? Ovulation.

Comic Cup XIII: Entry 2 by Skabby_Firefly 12-19-05

...and finally, a local doctor is using a unique new method this Christmas to sort his Children's Ward into "naughty" and "nice". It's part of his new initiative to encourage kids to carry donor cards. If they sign up for organ donation, they get a special treat. Hey, kids, do you like the smell of car exhausts?

FIGHTU!!!

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eat pie, and curry too

ENTRY 1.

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I has a flavor!

Entry 1.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

double entry

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"Eat a fucking cock." - attitudechicka

Numero uno.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Entry two.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

Number 1.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Entryone

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troelsea at gmail dot com

ENTRY 1

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The dictator of love and his weapon of mass destruction

ENTREE NUMBERO UN!

entry 1

Number two.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

If that is actually crabby and k-fly behind the curtain, fine. Otherwise I'll give them more time to show up.

While that goes on let's start the next contest. This one is called...

Don't ask Don't Tell: The fat cop has decided he is gay. What should he do? Will it impact his job? Use 3 panel format.

The combatants are: niteowl vs mmyers

Have fun, kids. Stay dry.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

i'd take it and run. it was getting to the point where i was going to vote for whoever finally posted first

but since neither of them did, i'll have to go with entry 1

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what if nigger meant kite

CC XIII- Officer Dave by mmyers 12-21-05

Commissioner Choadman, I have a confession to make. I am gay. I am a gay man. I am a gay law enforcement officer. Well, I'm sorry to hear that Officer Dave. I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to tender your resignation. Sorry Dave. What do you think you'll do now? I think I might be an ambulance. That's always interested me. An ambulance? You want to BE an ambulance? Certainly. Where else can you stick someone up your ass and run down the street yelling "Weeee-ooooo-weeee-ooooo!"? TTFN.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

Comic Cup XIII: Grace Under Pressure by niteowl 12-21-05

Chuck, I need to talk to you about-- Ok, fine! If you want me to say it, I'll say it! I'm gay, alright? Yeah, I'm the one who put up the 2006 Chippendale's calender in the locker room! So what? And yes, I'm the one who sticks his dick in the Bismarcks every morning, and I do unspeakable things to your nightstick when you leave it out on the desk! Chuck, we already know you're gay. I was just wondering if you wanted to come over for Christmas. Ok, but I would really like it if you hung the mistletoe from your beltbuckle this year, instead of pinning it on your wife's chest.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.