Because I'm a lazy ass who can't think of anything clever for a contest, I'm going to think of stuff off the top of my head and you have to make a comic about at least three of them.

Airplanes
Blinky red lights
Rocket ships
Kevin Sorbo
Bearded ladies with tattoos
Sour balls
A can of whoop-ass
Al Pacino
Farting unicorns

The winner will be whoever's I deem the funniest. Bonus points if you magically guess what I'm thinking about. Judging will be sometime before the apocalypse.

apocalypse now.

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"Common sense is not so common." Voltaire

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Ohh, James.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

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As for what you're thinking about: the crew of Andromeda meeting the cast of Godfather?

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Insert Theme to Mannix here

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Shovel Ready

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“Life is intrinsically... boring and dangerous at the same time. At any given moment the floor may open up. Of course it almost never does; that's what makes it so boring.”--Ogdred Weary

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Kill Whitey.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Ya know, when I said "at least three" I didn't mean "cram every reference in a comic til it explodes with crap." Maybe I should have been more clear. Oh well.

JamesSchlong and HCRoyall made me laugh out loud. Many kudos to Hatrix for her clever comic making references without blatantly saying "look it's Al Pacino!" even if there was only one reference.

Demerits go to edoggydog for calling the contest stupid.

But the winner has to be AngryAmerican for POTpourri. Talk about a plethora of wondrous images to behold! Now all I can think about is fire ants in Santa's abdominal shunt.

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Demerits go to edoggydog for calling the contest stupid.

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Demerits go to edoggydog for calling the contest stupid.

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You're RIGHT... I should have called it FUCKING stupid!

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well, thank you, goddamnit!
i am pleased that santas abdominal shunt will stay with you for a while. its always been a good friend to me!

i'll get the next cc up and running tomorrow.
i promise.

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Kill Whitey.

Hooray for Zoidberg!

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“Life is intrinsically... boring and dangerous at the same time. At any given moment the floor may open up. Of course it almost never does; that's what makes it so boring.”--Ogdred Weary