Necrophelia by LivingDeadVirus 7-05-07

Hey. I have a confession. Uh-huh? Yesterday I dug up some poor guy's decaying corpse and fucked it all night. I didn't even stop when his intestines fell out. You sick fuck! You shouldn't be fucking other guys, dead or alive! Get away from me, faggot!

 

Darkies by LivingDeadVirus 7-05-07

Go to hell, nigger! Sieg Heil! Heil Hitler! What the fuck?!

 

I condone pedophelia by LivingDeadVirus 7-05-07

Hi little girl! I see you woke up! For a minute, I thought I'd used too many tranquelizers! Where am I?! Who are you?! I'm Willy the Clown. I'm going to fuck you until you're dead, then bury your cold, lifeless shell under a fence somewhere. Wahhh!

 

It's Funny Because it's Racist by LivingDeadVirus 7-05-07

Fucking minority! I'm going to beat the shit out of you! Sigh. Ahahahaha! It's funny because a gook got beaten by a Klansman! Do you get it? Hahahahahaha!

 

Aryan vs Jew by LivingDeadVirus 7-05-07

You stupid fucking Jewbags! The Holocaust never happened; you just want us to feel bad for you! Fucking liars! Go beat off to pictures of banks! Mom, they're onto us!

The first and the last ones were kinda funny. The others were just offensive for the sake of being offensive without any redeeming humor.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

That's kindof what I was going for. I'm glad you liked those two, though. Here's some more:

 

Aryan vs Jew 2 by LivingDeadVirus 7-05-07

Heil Hitler, you fucking Jew! Blonde hair is gay! Jews are gay. You're not denying it? Shut up!

Aryan vs Jew 3 by LivingDeadVirus 7-05-07

Please, do not fight! You are to love one another, not quarrel! All humans are equal, despite their beliefs! Ha! I told you he was real! Aryans when again, you fucking Jewbag! Asshole.

Scum by LivingDeadVirus 7-05-07

Hi, I'm Sandy! Let's fuck, Sandy! Sorry, hon, I only fuck young children and animals. I'm also a stupid Jew. I'm gonna rape you.

Whitey vs Darky by LivingDeadVirus 7-06-07

Hey man. I'm so pissed because I was in the woods yesterday, and a bunch of chiggers bit me. Now it itches like Hell. Damn chiggers! YOU RACIST PIECE OF SHIT!!@!@!1

lets see here:

Racism: check

Pedophilia: check

Necrophilia: check

Funny:

i don't think i've ever seen someone with so much wasted potential.

normally these are win-win subjects... 

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Kill Whitey.

Racism and anti-homosexuality isn't really funny unless you're trying to piss people off for hilarious reactions. Stripcreator hardly seems to be the sort of site that's offended easily.

Not to say offensive things aren't funny, there just needs to be more punchline.

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Yeah, people aren't getting as mad as I want them too. Thanks for the help, though, everyone. Anyone have any tips on good punchlines?

Here's more:

 

Whitey vs Darky 2 by LivingDeadVirus 7-06-07

Hey, what kind of chocolate do you like? Well I like all chocolate, but I can't stand dark chocolate. It's disgusting. It's like dark chocolate was rolled around in shit. That's so racist! I hate you!

Semen by LivingDeadVirus 7-06-07

What the fuck are you doing in a fast food resturaunt, fatty? You should be losing weight, not stuffing yourself with burgers. Don't judge me, you anorexic whore! Fine, what can I get you? I'll have three burgers. You know the secret sauce in those burgers is made from semen and piss? That's what gives it the salty but sweet taste.

Trans by LivingDeadVirus 7-06-07

Hey everyone. I may like like a hot brunette chick with lots of cleavage, but I'm actually a shemale. In case you don't know what that is, it means I have a tiny, deformed penis. In other words I have two water balloons and a squirt gun.

Negroes by LivingDeadVirus 7-06-07

Sup, homes? What are we gonna do to piss off white people today? I dunno, sistah, maybe we could have anotha riot? We did that yestahday, homes. Maybe we should just act like normal humans today. Aw, nigga, you gotta snort a line o' cocaine fast, ya heard? Yo actin' sobah!

LivingDeadVirus

Stick to the basic formulas, that works for me. Just find a comic that's written in a similar way to your own and read it until your brain shuts down. Sooner or later you'll start to think in terms of punchlines and they'll basically write themselves.

Try not to be too gratuitous either- you're not going to offend anyone using a limited set of transparent GIF characters that only have one expression, and it's only killing the humour.

Ironically the woman in the red dress was a girl I knew from a forum that turned out to be an effeminate dude.

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.