every time i see something honoring the military, i want to wee on Ron Kovic. first because it's dumb to honor kids right out of high school who don't know their ass from their elbow, and second because that kind of forced patriotic bullshit just fools more of those same types of kids into jumping into the meat grinder. plus now i have to sit through the national anthem and god bless america before a baseball game which is just weak. fucking. sauce.
so, for this contest, make fun of patriotism, soldiers, the military, you get the idea. word of warning though - i hate political comics so try to make fun of those things in their own right. easy to do.
good luck, have fun. i'll judge sometime between Flag Day and Pater's day.
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what if nigger meant kite