Admit it, that distance is what you think of when you hear the number 528.  At least if you're a Colossal Geek who knows better than to make Jedi Mind Meld comments.  So, this week's topic is ...

Camels.

Anything is fair game, save for recycling old camel jokes (we all know he can then see the clock on the faraway building, the other guys ride it into town, and/or you picked the ugly one!)  So come up with something new.  I know we don't have a camel character, but frankly I don't think that will stop a bunch as talented as you.

I'll presumably judge on the 10th.

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On second though, screw that.  I apparently Jedi Mind Melded myself durign the last half hour.  So instead, write about two things that should never go together.  Negative infinity points if they involve me and running a comic contest.

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Just to be safe, I did mine based on both sets of rules.

[Click to view comic: 'CC528: This Competition Entry Is Pure Comedy Turkish Gold']

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

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[Click to view comic: 'Groovy! - Oops, dere it iz!']

[Click to view comic: 'Groovy! - Kum Kartrashian and the Crapper']

[Click to view comic: 'It Goes 90 Miles an Hourglass']

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

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[Click to view comic: 'The Joke Never Gets Old']

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

[Click to view comic: 'CC']

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

[Click to view comic: 'CC']

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

[Click to view comic: 'Spread the Word to End the Retard']

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

[Click to view comic: 'Groovy! - Like Nails on a Chalkboard']

How in the world did edoggydog know that I saw Yoko Ono on tv last night in her full "glory"?  I think that captures the spirit quite nicely, and I hope you fit well with CC the next.  Congratulations.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Thanks, Mr. Kaufman!  I will come up with a CC ASAPP.