As difficult as it may be to believe, I have actually won a comic competition and the right to create the next contest.  (Has the hissing & booing ceased yet?  Good...I'll continue.)

1)The following contest is to be made of new comics only.

2)The subject can be real or contrived but MUST be about what you deem to be the "Vacation From Hell". 

3)Remember....points are given for exceeding the "Crude/Nasty" factor.  I do like cheap, easy thrills.  So if you don't...then sue me!

As always, if nobody enters I'll declare myself the winner and loser!

Maybe it's happened to you or someone you know.  OR, maybe it's something you wish would happen to someone you know.  Either way,  have at it. Judging will be on the day that ends in "Y"!  .............WHAT?!

[Click to view comic: 'CC']

---
It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

[Click to view comic: 'CC 537: But you said ...']

---
ken.kaufman@gmail.com

I think you meant:

[Click to view comic: 'Awkward Moment on Vacation']

---
The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

[Click to view comic: 'minimal cc entry']

---
woof

[Click to view comic: 'Groovy! - It's all in the preposition...']

[Click to view comic: 'RCL no. 3448']

[Click to view comic: 'CC537: Not worth it']

Don't be mad, New Jersey.  You know I still love you.

---
The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

[Click to view comic: 'Vacation from Hell']

---
...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

[Click to view comic: 'Real Life: Staycation']

[Click to view comic: 'Real Life: Going Continental']

[Click to view comic: 'Real Life: It's a Jungle Out There']

[Click to view comic: 'Real Life: Ships Ahoy']

[Click to view comic: 'Real Life: Arcade Fire']

---
"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

trumped by real life again.

[Click to view comic: 'Post Mortem']

---
ken.kaufman@gmail.com

OK people, time is growing short till a winner gets picked.  I must admit, (omfgitsserah & the last one from RCL) have entered the 3 most mysterious entries.  However, mysterious by itself isn't enough.  So keep trying gang.  Like the old bearded guy walking up and down Main St. always says..."The end in nigh".

[Click to view comic: 'CC537: "Next stop..." Paradise!']

---
bigworm

Well gang...today is the day.  I am pleased because I got more responses than I thought I'd get with this contest.  But enough of my drivel.  On to the winner we go.   I give honorable mentions to evil_d's (Not Worth It)& arbi's (minimal cc entry) but, as I am a man of science at heart, I award the crown to RCL's (RCL no. 3448)

Congrats, dude!

Thanks for the nod, rags!  I'll have a new CC up extremely soon.