four_legged_tripod
Do what to who for how many jellybeans?
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Honestly, good stuff all around. Since the theme is threes I'll give my top three. It wasn't easy, but here we go.
Usually a good gloryhole joke would have taken the contest but it lands at number three:
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| Another one? *sigh* Guess I gotta make rent somehow. | |
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| I can't see shit in this alley. Am I doing it right, guys? | |
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| I don't know. When's the glory part come in? | |
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| Didn't you say you had a twin brother that lives around here? | |
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In second is a comic that took a left turn right to my heart:
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| Sir, do you know why I pulled you over? | |
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| Tell him we sold it all at the last rest stop! | |
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| ...okay, sir, please step out of the car. | |
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| Tell him if he wants me to touch him I'll only do it over the clothes! | |
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But first place goes to ZMann for watching cartoons and smoking pot to give us this mix of sugar and spice:
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SUGAR!!! SPICE!!! AND EVERYTHING NICE!!! THESE ARE THE INGREDIENTS USED TO MAKE... THE POWERPUFF GIRLS!!!
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| Professor was trying to create perfect little girls in his basement - our super powers were an accident he didn't mean to make! Creepy... | |
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| We also have a phone in our bedroom that grown men call, all hours of the day, asking us to beat up their evil monkey! Icky... | |
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| Our veneer of childish innocence is little more than a fetishized simulacrum based on an impossible youth/feminine ideal, one which was literally forced upon us, pre-birth, by the dominant patriarchy! | |
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| What? Fuck y'all bitches, Buttercup is WOKE AS FUCK. | |
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So take it away good sir, in 3... 2... 1...
--- "Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke
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