Surprise!  The only rule for this one is it involves a next-door-neighbor in some way, shape, or fashion.  Or, if it takes place in an English-speaking place outside the USA, you can use a next-door neighbour for all I care.  Either way, I'll knock on your door and judge it in a week or a bit longer, depending on how quickly the entries flow.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

[Click to view comic: 'Homo-Erect-Us (For a Price)']

[Click to view comic: 'Real Life: Getting to Know the Neighbors']

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

[Click to view comic: 'Planet #WTF']

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

It's an old comic, but it fits rather nicely with both the theme and the title.

[Click to view comic: 'CC647: Sausage, Pepperoni, Olives, And DAMNATION']

I think this one also checks out.

[Click to view comic: 'Porkman & Finchy Signed The Worse Possible Lease Agreement']

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

[Click to view comic: 'RCL no. 5723']

[Click to view comic: 'CC 667']

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

[Click to view comic: 'RCL no. 5726']

[Click to view comic: 'RCL no. 5728']

[Click to view comic: 'RCL no. 5740']

[Click to view comic: 'RCL no. 5745']

[Click to view comic: 'RCL no. 5748']

(I'll keep entering clinkers until kaufman judges this beotch.)

[Click to view comic: 'RCL no. 5749']

(This one's more of a "clanker" than clinker)

Fine.  I'm canceling the show midseason. Random, you're stuck with starting the next contest!

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

FU-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-UCK!!!!!!!

Okay.  I'll come up with next CC toot sweet.

(Thank you, BTW)

[Click to view comic: 'Sonder Desolation Dissimulate']

Blondie is an outterspace neighbor